Hold Van

Southwestern slang for a police van, a hold van is usually white with green and blue fluorescent patches.

Caesar: L et’s go g, there’s a hold van pulling up.

Aaron: Snm, my bro.

by lilmates May 15, 2023

Magic Hold

Used in call centers as the all problem solver that works sometimes but only sometimes and that is where the magic is.

Person 1 - "So I placed the customer on hold and when I came back the customer had solved the issue! "
Person 2 - "That's the magic hold!"

by skibiribap November 15, 2020

holding holes

like holding hands except each of you sticks a finger up each others asshole while walking down the street

aw look, they're holding holes. how cute, lets try it baby

by burbman1969 January 27, 2021

Hold Dat

Shorted version "Hold that L"; A phrase of derision used to mock a person that has suffered a loss or gotten roasted.

Guy 1: "Ayo stop sleeping on me, I got bounce like that. I hit a 20 inch vert in practice last week, I'll really dunk on you"
Guy 2: "Man shut yo ass up. You ain't never hit 20 inches in your fucking life."
Guy 3: "Naw, but your mom has. Hold dat little nigga."

by HarveyElliott July 18, 2022

Holding Herman

To stand by doing nothing while something exciting is happening. Used frequently on Wall Street to denote someone missing out on a winning trade. Literally means holding one’s penis.

Everyone was getting rich on GameStop while you were standing there holding Herman.

by Stonktopus August 17, 2022

hold that heat

When smoking marijuana cigarettes and your partner passes the blunt your way.

We in da trap, bag talkin’, when my broski lit up a blunt and said “hold that heat.”

by Lil Durkski November 10, 2022

hold up...

1. When something isn't right, something is off, or something is fishy.
2. Another version of a sentence is "Wait a minute."
3. "Holding up," it can also mean to support. (verb)

*People use this too if the sentence they're replying to is dirty.

- def 1
Commenter 1: I like playing with my sticks*
Replier 1: hold up... something ain't right
Replier 2: hold on a minute. <-- def 2
- def 3
John: The old building had held up well over the years.

by dogwisdom May 31, 2023