hatchback envy

to be envious of friends who drive hatchbacks or the storage capacity of a hatchback. A condition exacerbated by the addition of a roof rack.

My trunk is too small for all of my camping gear and I have no luggage rack! Hatchback envy!

by errr envious July 14, 2011

Hanchett

A hole torn from the anus to the vagina during sex.

Dude keith totally gave alexa a Hanchett last night." "what did she say about it?" "Nothing shes in the hospital."

by luvs2spoog January 11, 2011

Teri Hatcher

The second most hottest and godly woman in the world after Eva Longoria, portrays "Susan Mayer" on Desperate Housewives. Also played "Lois Lane" on the late '90s sitcom "Lois and Clark".

It would be my ultimate dream of running into Teri Hatcher sometime and having fun together.

by Piranha July 7, 2006

Hachiroku

translates to "86", used to describe rear wheel drive toyota corolla chassis code AE86, popularized by the anime series "initial D", now used to describe base and SR-5 models on Ebay in an attempt to sell a nearly worthless car as a "hachiroku drifter"

Ricer1: man i scored this hachiroku on ebay for just $5000! and it almost runs!
Ricer2: DAMN DAWG, you're gonna be the best drifter in kansas!

by Toad A.K.A. Momma he's scary January 13, 2005

bloody hatchet wound

n: 1- a vagina; see also v,poon

i'd never eat that girl's bloody hatchet wound

by d-man December 11, 2003

Gorilla with a Hatchet Wound

An extremely hairy bush surrounding the vagina.

Man, I pulled down her pants, she was so hairy it looked like a gorilla with a hatchet wound.

by The Tink August 24, 2006

bloody hatchet wound

1.a surprising gash that presides in between the thighs of every female. 2. a vagina that happens to being visited by aunt flow. 3. another word for vagina.

I so want to dive in that bloody hatchet wound.

by mr.funktastic March 25, 2009