by superfragils March 23, 2010
Ryan: Look at that fat bitch over there.
Joel: Oh God! That's gross how can you tell that's a person?
Cub: I'm going to be sick!!!
Joel: What a deformed ham!
Fenno: I'd still hit that.
Joel: Oh God! That's gross how can you tell that's a person?
Cub: I'm going to be sick!!!
Joel: What a deformed ham!
Fenno: I'd still hit that.
by Allinghammer September 27, 2014
A girl that has a flabby ass and loose vagina, but good for meaningless sex. Usually a girl you wake up next to and run away from as soon as possible. It is appropriate for your friend to yell "BAD HAM, BAD HAM..." when making a reference to your one night stand with her or girl like her. Sometimes the word is best used with a funny hand gesture or a finger wagging. Origin of word: Abilene, Texas.
"Damn man, how drunk were you? She is a straight up bad ham!"
"There was a group of black people swarming around that bad ham. They love bouncing that kind of ass."
"Hey Nolan, BAD HAM, BAD HAM!"
"There was a group of black people swarming around that bad ham. They love bouncing that kind of ass."
"Hey Nolan, BAD HAM, BAD HAM!"
by jawsattack07 December 14, 2009
by Beardross January 15, 2008
1. A word usually used to replace the word lesbian. It also can be referred to the usage of the bath with other lesbians
2. Boney Ham could also be used to refer to Ham that has a lot of bone on it. Or bone that has a lot of ham on it
2. Boney Ham could also be used to refer to Ham that has a lot of bone on it. Or bone that has a lot of ham on it
by RustedPeanut December 11, 2018
The left over ham from Thanksgiving that one stores in their pocket until the timing is right. At that point one rips the ham from their pocket and begins second Thanksgiving.
Caleb was sitting in group meeting and decided it was the perfect moment to whip out his pocket ham.
by SideBar November 21, 2019
Completely hammered drunk.
by PureCharger February 22, 2008