Opened the ham

To pass wind with a sweet 'hammy' aroma.
Oh man! Which smelly fück's opened the ham?
by Beardross January 17, 2008
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Opened the ham

A phrase that can be used upon unexpectedly smelling an anonymous fart smell to investigate who the culprit is.
Colin : Eeeeeeeeew!!!!! Who's opened the ham? Was it you you dirty little rotter? That's rank that is.

Bouncer : I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to leave sir, and advise sir that sir is no longer welcome in this establishment.
by Pourl January 15, 2008
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