Gavin Jew Gnik

The Biggest Jew in all of Preston county not even his fellow worshipper Lowell can compare he goes to Jewish sermons every day twice a day he also has the longest nose there is it is Almost as mighty as Alex’s forehead, his addiction to porn is unimaginably intense but he doesn’t believe in hell so all is good

The Wondrous Gavin Jew Gnik stabbed me with his nose at the sermon today

by Alex J Mayne October 11, 2020

Gunishment

Common American schoolyard term for shooting people you do not like.

I'm mad at my teacher. It's time for GUNISHMENT.

by PiPPiLiNA November 7, 2002

gunkelfuck

An event that would normally be thought of as terrible, but for some reason brought about pleasure.

Getting that ticket was a complete gunkelfuck; it costs me hundreds but that cop was gorgeous.

by GavinJC June 20, 2008

Gunkel

Stands for gay uncle.

Dude, watch out for your gunkel.

by Purple_Pirate_Man February 12, 2017

guiklobba

a person named todd who sucks dick

by Anonymous September 4, 2003

gunk music

GUNK=goth and punk=NOISE!

Since this god awful "music" is still part of the rock genre, it sucks!

"gunk", LOL, too funny to even deserve an insult from me. ;)

by ROCK AND METAL SUCKS! September 1, 2003

gunkus

a term used to anoy friends or family. used repetedly and with rhyming words for maximum effect.

hello gunkus. gunkley crunkley. gunkus. nice new hair cut. crunkle. gunkus. etc.

by tookle moon August 11, 2006