jerk off guilt

that moment after you climax where you realize that what you are doing is nasty and what you were watching was nasty also

after cumming i saw a mother and son fucking and felt jerk off guilt

by ChewyPingu October 23, 2017

Guilt-free threesome

When your girlfriend sucks a wall-mount while you fuck her from behind.

Joe: You and your girlfriend had a threesome? Wasn't it awkward?
Todd: Nah, man. It was a guilt-free threesome.
Joe: Ah. Can't feel jealous of a dildo. You should invite me next time.

by Gert G October 8, 2013

stone edged guilt

The slightly guilty feeling you get having wasted a whole evening getting stoned and not socialising/doing anything constructive.

Usually occurs when you go to bed but can also be experienced the next morning. Often the best made plans can fall foul to THC....

-'Weren't you supposed to go to Emma's birthday thing last night?'
-'Yup'
-'What happened'
-'I got lean and then had serious stone edged guilt.'

by ceejayy November 22, 2007

Guilt Status Update

A Facebook or other social networking status intended to get attention, where lack of action is cause for guilt. Often posted by facebook sympathy whores, and usually featuring a call to repost it.

Facebook Whore's Guilt Status Update : "Like this status if you care about me. Comment if you're a true friend. Repost if you have the guts to see who yours are."

by That One Fucking Guy August 12, 2012

night owl guilt

The feeling you get when you stay up until all hours of the night, whether for work or play, then other people rub it in your face that they got up earlier than you.

"Yeah, I slept until 2pm, I was so tired from being up so late."
"I got up at 5am to go for a run before work"
"Shut up, you're giving me night owl guilt."

by bombck October 17, 2011

Black-over-Woman Guilt

The collective guilt felt by many liberals for preferring Barack Obama over Hillary Clinton as the 2008 Democratic Presidential Nominee. This enabled Barack Obama, would later win the 2008 Election, to become the first "black" president instead of Hillary Clinton becoming the first "woman" president. Also known as Barack-over-Hillary guilt.

Person 1: "Hey, do you feel bad voting for Obama instead of Hillary?"
Person 2: "Yes. It was a hard choice.. the first black president or the first woman president."
Person 1: "You've got black-over-woman guilt."

by Acrimony12 May 15, 2013

PFG (Post-Fap Guilt)

The guilt and/or depression felt after masturbation due to the material used, the method used, etc.

Man, fuck PFG (Post-Fap Guilt).

by Zalixar November 18, 2009