florida or germany

it's actually called germany or florida
it's a game invented by loveline co-host adam carolla in which listeners call in with freaky anecdotes regarding sex or some shit like that, and adam and dr. drew try to guess if the origin or the story is germany or florida

"germany or florida" is the pimpin' theme song sung by adam carolla

by kat December 15, 2003

German

A guy with a beautiful spanish name and the most amazing color eyes.

Did you see German's eyes, they are the most beautiful pair of eyes I've seen in my life.

by audi8282 July 25, 2010

German Tampon

the act of shoving your cell phone in a girls vagina hole in order to stop the cream pie effect.

So i blew it in her vagina hole, then that shit started to come out so i gave her a German tampon

by Flemdaddy March 31, 2009

Germasian

A form of Brother-hood that concerns a German and an Asian, hence, the name Germasian.
They follow strict rituals such as double beef and cheese burgers every month together and have sweet rides. such as honda Accords and Mitsubishi FTO.
They also follow the Germasian Code

"look at those 2 hardcore people cruzing! Bet one is german and the other is asian! its the Germasian!"

by asian-man888 May 18, 2009

german furburger

after anal sex with your girlfriend, you use your shit covered dick to make a hitler mustache above her clit.

I met a jewish girl and gave her a german furburger.

by shitpissvommit December 6, 2010

Germaned It

The act of inconspicuously inserting one's penis into the orifice of another individual.

Awww man, she was just laying there and I Germaned it

by GermanRecipient January 24, 2011

German Pole vault

The German Pole vault is like one of those gross/outrageous sexual things that you always joke around with your friends like the Alaskan Pipeline but would never actually attempt. The German Pole vault however is not gross, but would generally end in injury (and embarassment).

The German Pole Vault is when your female sex partner is lying on the bed, and the male starts standing on the bed, and then jumps down, aiming his penis into her vagina. This requires practice, accuracy and some luck or else you will end up with a bent penis.

Bro: Dude, she is so hot, I might try the German Pole Vault on her.
Dude: Thats hilarious, but if you miss, you wont have sex ever again.

by schubes66 October 13, 2011