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Porridge gobbler

A jock. A scotsman. A skirt-wearer. A tight-fisted gobbledegook-talking cunt!
You'll never see him buying a round at the bar mate, he's a fuckin' porridge gobbler!
by Theoutlaw. April 28, 2008
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gobbler

the "double-chin" or the fat beneath the chinbone. Derived from the skin that roosters have under their beaks. Subject Example: Brian Sweeney.
Dude you have a massive gobbler!
by Joseph J May 28, 2003
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Cock gobbler

Pronounced:(Cawk gawb-blur)

Mainly a woman that sports a double chin and enjoys sucking cock. Like a turkey, they strut around jiggling their neck in search of a cocks to gobble.
Double chins are directly proportional to Value Meal intake of cock gobbler.

"Man, I have never seen as many Cock Gobblers as I have seen today up at McDonald's."
by Turkey ball November 7, 2012
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cob-gobbler

When you ferociously devour a large penis in the manner of a starving person chowing down on a corn on the cob well drizzled in butter.
Man look at her go - your girlfirend is a champion cob-gobbler.
by MBlaster August 4, 2007
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Gobbler

A sexual act in which the male leaves a humongous hickey upon the female's neck, resulting in the female having an appearance of being strangled.
Dan: Hey did you hear about Jack and Katie last night?
Brady: No, I didn't what happened?
Dan: He gave her such a huge gobbler that I thought she had been strangled. She'll have to wear turtlenecks for a couple weeks

Example 2:

He gobblered so hard I think he popped an artery.
by DickZuba January 24, 2011
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Gobblers

Another word for crazy or insane. Sort of like the concept of getting attacked by a flock of gobbling turkeys.
Guy 1: My girlfriend just got eaten by a giant squid!

Guy 2: That's gobblers!
by TheFifthAce January 19, 2010
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shit gobbler

Another word for a toilet. It is usually very dirty with plenty of left over skidmarks and stray pubic hair.
Grover the friendly troll with treacher collins syndrome left a smattering of drippy turds in his shit gobbler after eating at Taco Bell.
by Cheesedick Parade October 16, 2006
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