green eyed girlfriend 

Green eyed girlfriend is a porn hub video of a girl and her boy friend having sex and in the back the T.V is playing really loud in the back

Ally : have seen the green eyed girlfriend yet people at school have been talking about it all day
Bobbie : Not yet you wanna watch it with me tho?

green eyed girlfriend by anonymous November 17, 2020

Greendayism 

A so-called religion that involves people who are totally obsessed with Green Day.

Green Day Fan: OMG I don't follow Jesus, I follow Greendayism!! DUH!

Greendayism by xX-dismal-Xx May 28, 2007

green onion cake 

When you accidentally give oral sex to someone with poor genital hygiene.

Luke: Shit man, you don't look so good!
Cornelius: I just had a green onion cake...

green onion cake by Urs V September 28, 2008

Green Lanternism 

A belief that political miracles are achieved by sheer will force. Proponents of the Green Lantern Theory have attributed failure and compromise to a lack of presidential willpower. Matthew Yglesias came up with the Green Lantern Theory of Geopolitics* to ridicule conservatives who claimed "the only thing limiting us is a lack of willpower" in foreign policy. The Green Lantern Theory was later applied to the Obama Administration who seemed to lack the will power to make the radical changes in policy such as universal health care, lowering medical costs, banking reform, and peaceful negotiations that people had hoped for., especially after the Republicans took over the US House in 2011.

Bernie supporters are big proponents of Green Lanternism and fail to recognize this kind of “Presidentmania” where the President can get anything done if he really wanted to, fails to take into account the significant amount of bureaucracy legal barriers, and the number players the president has to deal with such as legislators, special interests and Jurists who often do everything in their power to block the president from making these achievements.

Green Lanternism by mlhiss March 5, 2020

bob green 

another surreptitious term for ganja, or herb.
must be used as a person, but in code for smoking.
Can be used as just "Bob"

Guy1: Hey, you know where I can find Bob Green?
Guy2: Yeah, he's been hangin out at my place for a while.
Guy1: Well lets hang out with him.
Guy2: Sounds good, I love bob.

bob green by Crunchyness May 31, 2007

well, shitter me green and call me nancy! 

In any situation, this term is to be used as a general expression of confusion, happiness, anger, fury, etc.

Simone: I fucked your mom.
Riley: Well, shitter me green and call me nancy!

well, shitter me green and call me nancy! by Nancy G. May 15, 2010

greenback 

A form of United States currency, specifically a Federal Reserve Note, which is the paper currency presently used by the United States. The ink on the reverse side of Federal Reserve Notes being green is what led to the nick name "greenback". To a lesser extent, Silver Certificates and United States Notes also had green backs, but the seal and serial numbers on the front were printed in blue instead of green ink. They were last issued in 1957 and 1966, respectively. Your parents probably remember them.

'Greenbacks' have been printed since before the turn of the 20th century, when the size of the paper currency was printed on was about 1/3 wider and 1/3 longer than its present size.

greenback by Ryan Thompson January 4, 2004