Grandpa Speakers

A nice thick ass

Damn Mat! Did you see the size of those grandpa speakers?

by Mcgurt November 13, 2021

Ur grandpa bisexual

“ bisexual grandpa” is far worse than any insult in the book it’s pretty much all the insults combined

Joe: hey nick I hear about how UR MOM GAY!
Nick: no u
Joe: well I have something to beat that UR GRANDPA BISEXUAL
Nick: Fuck.

by Banditurmom69 May 10, 2018

Grandpa Shucking

The act of gambling for the right of ownership of old people, mainly men.

"Why do you always have so much food?" "Grandpa Shucking, man. I got loads of old people."

by #apples November 23, 2016

Grandpa Millennial

Grandpa Millennial GM - a mature gentleman who excels in contemporary trends such as posting social media, growing facial hair, & hanging out with younger crowds who may be kids or grandkids (but not necessarily). Engages others for tips and tricks around smart phone use & computers from time to time and prefers uninvited guests to stay off his lawn.

That Grandpa Millennial (GM) can drop his cane and dodge traffic on a Bird scooter before you finish a tweet.

by SuJoSweet March 13, 2019

weather grandpa

or grandma if refering to a girl): an offensive term for a person who is always quetching about, as the name suggests, about the weather.

N.B: this term was named based my personal observation that it's mostly old grumpy grandmas and grandpas that quetch about the weather.

everybody hates a weather grandpa, especially when the person doing the complaining is under 40 of age and is driving everyone around them nuts.

by Sexydimma March 7, 2013

Your grandpa queer

This insult is so bad in most countries it is illegal it will make your opponent die ,come back alive,and kill thereself

Jimmy: ur mom gay lol
Devin: yo dad lesbian lmao
Jimmy: you’re granny tranny

Devin: yo fam you uncle bisexual

Jimmy: yo aunt pansexual
Devin: your grandpa queer YEET

Jimmy: turns into a neutron star L

by Lil fam November 20, 2018

Grandpa

Your sweet old man who, tells the best jokes, gives you money, You get 100 bucks for turning their tv on. Basically the best people ever

"My grandpa gave me 100 dollars just because I turned their tv on!!!"

by fetasalaatti666 August 11, 2023