Grandpa

Your sweet old man who, tells the best jokes, gives you money, You get 100 bucks for turning their tv on. Basically the best people ever

"My grandpa gave me 100 dollars just because I turned their tv on!!!"

by fetasalaatti666 August 11, 2023

WORLD'S BEST BEST GRANDPA!!!

Often referred to as NTJ (Naked towel Jason), Grandpa J, Papa Johns, J Pops, Towel Jason, and J man. He is someone who carries a towel 24/7 and believes beddings such as a pillow and blanket is overrated. He sleeps with little or no clothing. He LOVES to sing opera in the bathroom, especially La Donna È Mobile. From the outside he looks like a bamboo stick, however, he is even more of a bamboo stick on the inside. He has an AMAZING jawline, it gives everyone a paper cut just by looking at it. His iconic style often includes a casual button up shirt (the top button must be buttoned up), khaki pants, and thick converse.

"Wanna go g it with the world's best best grandpa!!!?" - Wise friend
"He probably is a naked towel" - Wise friend
"Japanese, just very Japanese" - Other wise friend
"Laughs like a monkay" - Other wise friend

"He is a very nice person, I personally would sacrifice myself for him" - Another wise person

by Universally Handsome Man July 20, 2022

Grandpa Shucking

The act of gambling for the right of ownership of old people, mainly men.

"Why do you always have so much food?" "Grandpa Shucking, man. I got loads of old people."

by #apples November 23, 2016

weather grandpa

(weather grandma for a woman): an offensive term for a person who is always quetching about, as the name suggests, the weather.

I decided to coin the term weather grandpa based on my personal observation that it's mostly old grumpy grandmas and grandpas that quetch about the weather. Not only that,but everybody hates a weather grandpa especially when the person doing the complaining doesn't understand that they can't do a rat's ass about the weather.

by Sexydimma February 5, 2017

Grandpa white

Grandpa white is a stinky faggot that drives around in a van passing out jolly rancher's That make men fall asleep do he can shit on there chest and make them fart on his dick.

Grandpa white why dose my ass always hurt after I eat your special home made jolly ranchers And why do you have a jolly ranchers tattooed on your palm .

by Bakersfield Buck June 30, 2018

grandpa dooley

a person who drives or does anything in general extremely extremely slow and even stops completely at yield signs & gets beeped at constantly because they drive so slow & their not old at all they just act like it!

come on Mick pick up the pace your driving like grandpa dooley!!

by Bosslady2417 May 21, 2023

Dead grandpa

When you soak your hand in ice water till it turns wrinkly cold and numb and then masterbate with that hand.

Was feeling real bored last night and gave myself a dead grandpa....I really miss him.

by Hahaha bad July 13, 2023