goonventure

An adventure one might take after sinking copious amounts of goon (cask wine). Like a goonscapade, but better.

*slaps goon*

uce 1: "wanna go on a goonventure?"

uce 2: "ite"

by limescooter November 7, 2018

Goonie

Scottish slang for nightgown.

"Aye, let me put on meh goonie before I go to bed"

by PKK War Drone August 9, 2019

Goonie

A bump, as in the forehead

Look at that goonie she got from falling down face first

by PamB February 2, 2020

Goonies

A group of friends who thinks they are superior because they all like each other but really they just say this to make themselves feel better because these are their only 5 friends. Although, they tend to be the life of the party for the 5 minutes their boyfriends let them out in the crowd. Well, they pretend their boyfriends are obsessed with them but really they are skanks. That is except for the sane people of the group who could have boyfriends because they are amazing but they either don’t have a best friends list or ignore the people who like them for 24 hours on read.

Oh no did the goonies steal your man again?

by Econdz April 6, 2020

gooner85

Often enjoys placing cucumbers in his rectum! Gooners are often spotted sporting Thomas the tank engine lunch box with crayons .

gooner85 likes to bow down to AndrewS

by geraintcymru June 15, 2020

goonbell

Someone who is incredibly sexy

Ryan is a goonbell

by Thebellofgoons September 18, 2020

Goonergay

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Gooner is often gay and acts sus around other males

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by anonymous November 5, 2020