Goodbye text

A goodbye text is what you get when you have someone you know that has a form of depression and is about to leave the world, commit suicide.

I'm so sad, Jamie sent me a goodbye text

by Thelonelygurl110 September 16, 2016

The Portuguese Goodbye

"The Portuguese Goodbye" refers to a parting of ways that unfolds slowly over tens of minutes, typically involving different people taking turns reviving and extending a conversation that appears to all non-Portuguese participants as having already reached its natural conclusion.

"I learned about the Portuguese Goodbye by watching my in-laws take 30 to 45 minutes to say goodbye to one another at conclusion of Sunday dinners."

by SalvyZ August 11, 2022

Mormon goodbye

Having sex in the temple.

Did you know that Elder Max gave his wife the Mormon goodbye last Sunday?

by Cazoli November 25, 2024

Robertson goodbye

when you are at a social function with a mixed company of friends and strangers and when it comes time for you to leave, you take a drink from a strangers glass right before leaving. Preferably this will happen as you are saying goodbye to everyone and the attention is on you.

I was down at the bar when I noticed how late it was, so rushed out of the bar and accidentally Robertson goodbye-ed. So today I'm pretty sick. :/

by pseudo-sudo April 22, 2021

Haitian Goodbye

The act of putting powdered jello in her navel, then peeing into her navel, and while it solidifies doing the reverse cowboy banging her tits and rubbing your taint on her nose. Once the navel shot is gelatinous, the man sucks out the belly button molded Jell-O shot and then calls a Lyft to go home.

I gave Sandra the best Haitian goodbye before going to the airport to fly to France and joining the French Legionaires.

by Man/man June 8, 2024