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gooch smacker

When a hips are motioned foward and back in a fast motion causing the scrotum to making clapping sounds on the stomach and googh area.
Zeke did the gooch smacker so hard he hurt his nuts.
by Brian May 13, 2005
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pull a gooch

To leave abruptly in seek of a fresh start. It can be through moving to a new town or blocking everyone on social media
‘oi, old jeff should pull a gooch and leave town!’
by therearenomorenames December 21, 2019
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Gooch Blaster

The act of apply excessive pressure to the area between an asshole and genitalia.
Ex) Sorry I can't hang out tonight, I'll be too busy giving my girlfriend a gooch blaster.
by davrimeh October 8, 2018
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gooch deep

Once fabled as the deepest you could get, balls deep has been surpassed by gooch deep. Gooch deep is where you go in so deep into an orifice, that you are able to shove your balls into said orifice as well, so you are no longer bound by the limiters that are your testicles. Being gooch deep means that your gooch is now touching the rim of the hole that you are pleasuring(or punishing).
The black man went gooch deep into his victim, even though he promised to only go balls deep.
by Tyrone Phillips March 22, 2008
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Smooth gooch

To rub an erect penis against a gooch in order to smooth that gooch.
Blaine smooth gooched Liza until her gooch was as soft as gooch leather.
by ticklemypickle31 May 18, 2011
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Gooch Gremlin

A small troll like animal that lives in a fat or obese man's gooch. Often known to feed on the sweat and hairs.
Dude,Earlier I found a gooch gremlin in my boxers,what should I do?
by Hughbert Barrcleh September 13, 2011
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Purge the gooch

This is where you press with one or two fingers between the asshole and the ball sack to clear out the urine stuck in the "gooch trap".
AJ: Dude, I get piss that drips out after I shake and dance.
Kory: You've gotta purge the gooch.
AJ: That's right! No matter how much you shake and dance the last few drops will hit your pants unless you purge the gooch!
Kory: Exactly.
by packerfan3001 September 3, 2010
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