droopie goldberg

When you are having wild sex and are about to pop, you think of anything, absolutely anything to take your mind away from sex. Then you imagine Whoopie Goldberg's 'sex face' and your dick immediately becomes soft, like one of those marshmallow chicks you get during Easter.

Minnie: "Harder Mickey, harder!"
Mickey: "Oooops! I shouldn't have thought of Whoopie Goldberg."
Minnie: "... more like 'Droopie Goldberg' you fucking loser."

by Professor Simon J. Futtbucker November 24, 2018

mom goal

In lacrosse when a shot hits the side of the net and doesn’t go in. All the mom’s scream because they saw the net move but it was not a goal.

Did they score? No it was a “mom goal”.

by Bobsmokin May 6, 2019

consolation goal

In a sports match where one team is very far behind the other team, but manages to score point(s) very late in the game, despite the outcome already being obvious.

Most likely used in soccer/football where one team already has a huge advantage (5-0) and it's very late in the game (89th minute out of 90)

In Brazil v Germany's semi final match in the World Cup, Germany beat Brazil 7-1. Brazil scored their only goal in the 90th minute, making it a consolation goal because there was no way Brazil could change the outcome of the match (score 6 goals) in less than 1 minute.

by ngicecream August 15, 2021

Darts Goalie

An individual with excessive and immense talent beyond any other sport or occupation besides, darts goalie.

Lily f Nicholas is the province's best darts goalie, soon to be the world's best.

by bigred2009 April 11, 2023

Hong Kong Gold

Term for money, usually referring to large sums. Was popular during the 1980's among those involved with the stock market, especially bigshots and sleazy traders.

"I just picked up 30 mil' in Hong Kong Gold from the Patterson account."

by Dowski85 January 13, 2010

i look for silver while i lie in bed with gold

Not being content with what one has, searching for more.

Man I'm never happy with what I have, I look for silver while I lie in bed with gold.

by Darkturd November 21, 2017

ALL THAT GLITTERS IS NOT GOLD

It means that what may seem perfect is not all it's hyped up to me. And vice verca.

Take the life of a celebrity for example - It may seem like they live a good life; but in reality they are constantly hounded for autographs and have no privacy.So most people would say " all that glitters is not gold."

by JOHNNyY June 16, 2007