glazing the donut

glazing the donut means jacking off and having a cumgasm.

I had an awesome cumgasm when I was glazing the donut this morning!

by USAF Cadet July 25, 2021

glazed doughnut

To pull out while having sex with a girl and blow your boys all over her anus. Followed by getting on your knees and sucking all of your boys back off her ass.

Last night Lucy let me have a glazed doughnut.

by Anonymous November 7, 2003

Nut Glaze

The fine film of female ejaculant left on your testicles after having sex all night.

Dude I boned Tess all night and had to get up and wash off the nut glaze before it dried.

by Disco Stick 65 April 29, 2010

glazing the doughnut

when u beat off perfously then jiz around the rim of a girls asshole, and smear it around with your dick.

i was hungry for a doughnut so i glazed my girlfriend's doughnut. therfore glazing the doughnut

by dylanandmatt March 28, 2009

glazed donut

while a gurl is sleeping, a guy jacks-off and releases his semen on the gurl's eyelid. when she wakes up in the morning (after a couple of hours) her eye is crusty and hard to open all the way....and that is a glazed donut because the crust of jizz on her eye has a glazed, flakey, white-almost clear liquid that resembles a fresh baked krispy kreme donut.

mmmmmmmmm the glazed donut that i created on ur eye is making me crave a krispy kreme right now.

janet is now blind because of a glazed donut incident, a few weeks back from her ex boyfriend.

by retired fag hag August 30, 2006

Glazed Donut

When said person masterbate on his room mate pillow while the room mate is out for the day leaving a shining crust on his pillow

I gave Tim a "Glazed Donut" today while he was out taking a test today

by Critcalmax November 7, 2012

Glazed Donut

When you cum in someone's ass so hard, they get a glazed look on their face.

I gave her a glazed donut last night.

by A.M. MagicMan April 30, 2008