my penis just turned into a giraffe

when something is so awesome and mind blowing that no other words or phrase can describe it.

In a club
John- "Aren't these beats amazing"
Bill-"Yeah, my penis just turned into a giraffe"

At a party a guy throws and open beer bottle in the air, does and backflip and then catch's it without spilling any beer
Tom- "Holy shit that was amazing"
Mike- "my penis just turned into a giraffe"

by tallman83 November 21, 2010

daniel seavey the blue eyed giraffe

Daniel Seavey is a blue-eyed giraffe. 1/5 of the band Why Don't We. He's a giraffe, loves apple juice, made the apple juice song, a sexy snack, tall, loves vans, and his full name is Daniel James Seavey.

me: I met daniel seavey the blue eyed giraffe on the 8 letters tour
friend: omg ur so lucky!!
me: and he gave me a hug!
friend: now that's unfair! i wanted to come!

by Coco Seavey February 20, 2021

giraffe stapling

When a girl pinches your dick between her chin and her neck.

"John, your ex girlfriend was giraffe stapling me last night. It was awesome!"
"That girl with the big neck over there is probably really good at giraffe stapling."

by TOyoyo September 30, 2013

giraffe tear

A tear made of a giraffes brain

Omg it’s a giraffe tear i might die

by Oopsksksks February 20, 2021

Giraffe Man

Someone who is over six feet tall and sits right in front of your seat at the movies

I can't see the movie, thanks to Giraffe Man sitting in front of me.

by Mina_Colada February 21, 2015

Lazy Giraffe

The act of performing fellatio on a minuscule cock and tricking the owner into believing you're deep-throating it.

Chad felt really good about the size of his cock after his girl went down on him, little did he know she was giving him a lazy giraffe.

by yeahItotallyhavesex June 24, 2020

Giraffe-cist

any individual or body of individuals who is in opposition to giraffes. Such groups are known to exist and hold antiquated views of the "food chain." Specifically, a group of angry hippopotami operate in and about the United States.

Quinton, a giraffe-cist, can't stand to be around giraffes, and feels that they are second class citizens.

by Angry Giraffe May 26, 2010