Genitalia

An Italian Sports car

"Hay alookatim hes his hedriving a genitalia" said the Italian man

by smugg May 24, 2004

gelitinous

a way to describe a monstar that fangoriously devours someone. from www.homestarrunner.com

And the words that we taught the kids were uh... fangoriously, gelatinous, and um, linebacker?

by moe October 9, 2004

Geriacne

Pronunciation: Jer-e-ak-nee

A disorder of the skin caused by inflammation glands and hair follicles; specifically; a form found chiefly in already disgusting elderly, or "geriatric" individuals. Typically identified by pus laden marks on the face however, geriacne can be found all over an individuals wrinkled and otherwise unappealing body.

My chief concern as I age seems to be whether or not I will experience geriacne.

by Nellers November 6, 2008

Genital Etch

The process to remove genital warts that uses an etching solution of nitric acid and ethanol.

Time to visit the doc for my Genital Etch...MAKE MY DAY!

by EPBZ August 27, 2008

Geri-Block

To have your path obstructed by a group of geriatrics. Typically happening while shopping or while using public transit, a single senior or a group of pre-corpses can cause issues for movement. There is typically nothing that can be done to remove them. It is recommended to wait in an adjacent area or store until the path is clear. You could excuse yourself, but their feeble eyes and ears are ill-equipped to notice anyone nearby half the time making the effort moot. This can also be used to describe the wasted time used by some old fart while at a cashier or fumbling to get a needed pass or ticket.

Person 1: Hey, what took you so long to get groceries?

Person 2: Seniors day today, whole store was a massive geri-block. Took forever just to get to the back for milk. You do it next time.

by elekin September 25, 2008

geitchz

A serious case of a swollen itchy gootch. Often painful, especially after sub-consciously scratching at it all night in your sleep. Treat with a topical cream, and leave it alone. Eventually, the itch will subside resulting in much shedding of dead choda skin.

Frank: "Dude, I got a really nasty case of the geitchz. I hope its not from that hooker I tea-bagged last night."

Tom: "Man, I told you to stay away from those $20 bitches. Quit picking at that shit, you're grossing me out."

by GasHuffer12 October 8, 2008

geriatric pimpin

Ho'ing out Senior Citizen bitches.

Damn that nigga be geriatric pimpin like a motherfucker!

by Mac Geriatrickz you Ho October 26, 2010