Gooph

Much like the well known word Goof; meaning to be silly and in line with folly: Gooph (though not needed to me spelled as such) with an emphasis on the airy ffff sound during pronunciation passing across your lips... Originates from Hamilton, Ontario Canada... To call someone a goof(gooph) insinuates that they are a pedofile... Immediately calling them out to fight and defend themselves OR succumbing to the label as the lowest of the low.

"Regardless of the $40 you owe me your a fucking gooph...."

by storythefuckup October 1, 2018

gopher patch

the patch of skin behind the penis/vagina to the asshole, between the legs. Most commnly rubbed during intercourse or agitated by underwear.

I gotta get a new pair of thongs, these keep rubbing my gopher patch raw.

by Bigfut March 1, 2007

Gopher Punch

A sucker punch of odd circumstances. It's usually used to refer to someone who "popped out of nowhere" to hit someone. Recipients are usually stunned momentarily before the fight is over (through no act of the "gopher".) To attack someone randomly and without warning. Usually ends a fight.

Patches: *being choked by Vinni*
Vinni: *choking patches*
Mikey: *comes running up from across the street and gopher punches patches in the face, then runs off*
Vinni: What the fuck was that?!

by XPup Strafe October 16, 2009

Gopher

An almost extinct animal by means of not having adapted by evolution to become webfooted

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by Hercolena Oliver July 10, 2010

Geophobe

A geophobe is someone who misidentifies somebody or something with one place for another (possibly through stereotyping).

author Skip Mendler: "(Santorum is a) Term coined by San Francisco columnist Dan Savage..."

Baron von dyk Munchausen: Savage is from the Midwest and lives and writes in Seattle. Not all gay people are from San Francisco, you geophobe!

by Baron von dyk Munchausen September 8, 2009

gophish

Gophish languages are constructed languages used typically by Gophers. It has also been learned by some humans in a select lineage originating from those friends of the gophers during the early evolution of humans. Often mispelled as go-phish but it should be stressed that this is not so.

travelled to the mountains to train in gophish with the elder gophers.

by Lyle Code Monkey July 25, 2008

Geothug

a white kid from the north who wears gangster clothing

Man that guy's a geothug, he must be from the north

by redbandit April 13, 2008