gash points

A scoring system designed to allow the fair distribution of sexual favours. Gash points may be achieved by the display of wit, athleticism, physical attributes (ie' genitals) intelligence, skills and wealth.

Playing the guitar while doing pressups? That's worth twenty gash points!

by scottsman_too_hotsman March 7, 2009

Gash flow forecast

A prediction of the amount of girls, gash, you are likely to get in the next year.

"I've just completed my Gash flow forecast for the year ending 31/12/2009."

by Alreet duck? May 4, 2009

gashfest

a party/social event full to the brim with premium gash

not being able to pull at a gashfest takes an impressive degree of retardation

also known as: a POON-A-PALOOZA

1: "man that party last night was an absolute gashfest!"
2: "i know man, so much hot poon! you got laid yeah?"
1: "err .. nah actually"
2: "how did you not?!?!?! .... are you actually a retard?"

by halz&rud May 26, 2009

Gashosaurus

a dinosaur that survives on gash,

it is a 30 foot creature with gash shaped lips and a bloody gash between the legs.
makes slurpy noise like a fanny fart

fuck me, look at that gashosaurus

by gashgashgash July 15, 2009

Gashhash

a term used to comment poorly on the quality of hash

this is gashhash, i wouldn't even let your mom smoke it

by jaffaw July 16, 2009

Gash Cabinet

Womens Underwear

She let me rummage in her gash cabinet

by Blanka33 September 3, 2009

gash bonanza

A gash bonanza is to a disproportionately large number of women at a given event as a sausage fest is to a disproportionately large number of men at a given event.

"There is a total gash bonanza going on in this club tonight."

by Kitty McStabbe April 7, 2010