Gary Garrison 

The act of spray painting your balls gold and making your weiner look like a bamboo shoot, so that the elusive PANDA BEAR will come and nibble on it, while you read them poetry.

Dude, I totally did a Gary Garrison last night on your mother.

Gary Garrison by Big Panda Nate November 4, 2010

Metal Gear Spunk

A game in which the players sneak up on unsuspecting people (it does not matter if the player knows or doesn't know the person they are targeting) in a public area (i.e. a park) then ejaculate on them. Points scored depend on the area of the body on which the player has ejaculated and if the player gets pursued by the local authorities (other points factors can be added by the players or the people moderating the game). The words Metal Gear in the game title come from the stealth based "Metal Gear" video game series and Spunk obviously meaning semen.

Carl: I was playing Metal Gear Spunk last night and i won cos i jizzed on the bitches face and the police chased me.

Ray: I got extra points once cos i jizzed on the girls face and some of it went down her tits.

Metal Gear Spunk by Seizure67 April 16, 2009

Metal Gear 

Any acts of shadyness/sneakyness or when you don't want to be seen.

"My ex-girlfriend is in the mall, I better Metal Gear my way out of here"

"That man in the trenchcoat standing on the corner looks very Metal Gear"

Metal Gear by MasterGecko April 24, 2009

A Gary Scaramella 

When you get hit by a car, do a back flip, survive, and laugh about it the next day

Nick: oh my god he just got hit by a car!

Josh: it's ok he'll pull A Gary Scaramella

A Gary Scaramella by This wasn't Alex April 20, 2011

Fucking Gary 

Everyone knows a Gary. This statement is reserved for any time Gary does literally anything, as Gary is usually the most useless and clueless friend in the group. This statement is especially used when Gary does something that sets off a chain of events that could cause harm to the group. The softcore version was popularized in Parks and Recreation, as the gang often took jabs at Gary Gergich, better known as Jerry, Larry, Terry, Gary, Barry Gengurch Gergich. This statement is especially effective if the person's name isn't even Gary.

Gary- "hey guys what's up"
*gary does anything that remotely resembles a mistake*
Everyone else- Fucking Gary

Fucking Gary by slappos October 15, 2019

seven dollar gary

When the toothless hooker is asking $10 for a handjob, but you only have $7. She accepts anyways. Made famous by a cheapskate named Gary.

"I picked this trick up off the strip the other day. She wanted $10 for a handjob and all I had was $7. What do you know, I got me a seven dollar gary!"

seven dollar gary by Ron Dawson May 7, 2008

raped by Gary Fisher 

when a bicycle part violates your posterior. (usually a seat, which may have become loose. most likely occurs during a bike crash)

I got raped by Gary Fisher when I crashed my bike and the handle bar went up my ass. OOPS.

raped by Gary Fisher by TigerPenisExtract March 28, 2009