by :) dick wad February 09, 2020
A dick a who cares only about himself, who blames things on others even when he knows he did them. He will try to date UNDER AGE girls for example a 12 year old girl. he's REALLY ugly and hates life but still lives for pornhub or at least thats what he said he LOVESS making people feel uncomfortable and bringing random people into his problems, he likes to show off his "abs" (When in reality he wont have any) and he loves to give people a tough time! Not to mention all he talks about is masterbating with his so called dick.
by ...prettylittlelies12 January 09, 2019
Basically a bitch who scared to fuck some girl from Ohio. Also is has a micro peen. Is not as good as anyone named Landon.
by Longdonglandon April 22, 2019
by dogdestroyer1204 February 20, 2020
by Taybun October 05, 2015
A terribly short man who recently got engaged at Walter Sisulu botanical gardens. Albert (see definition) helped set up the surprise.
Unfortunately the Dog ate his phone. He loves to play play disc golf ( this is a sport where you throw a frizby into a basket). The disks are imported. He ready to by a house. He loves cooking pasta and pasta and pasta and pasta.
His favorite things to do is visit the dentist and tailor as he has a broken tooth and torn pants, don't know if that's related?
Loves talking
Unfortunately the Dog ate his phone. He loves to play play disc golf ( this is a sport where you throw a frizby into a basket). The disks are imported. He ready to by a house. He loves cooking pasta and pasta and pasta and pasta.
His favorite things to do is visit the dentist and tailor as he has a broken tooth and torn pants, don't know if that's related?
Loves talking
Client : What do you do Gavin?
Gavin : I recently got engaged, bla bla bla, dog ate my phone, bla bla bla, Going to buy a house, bla bla bla, plays disc golf, bla bla blabla bla blabla bla blabla bla blabla bla blabla bla blabla bla blabla bla blabla bla blabla bla blabla bla blabla bla blabla bla blabla bla blabla bla blabla bla blabla bla blabla bla blabla bla blabla bla blabla bla blabla bla blabla bla blabla bla blabla bla bla.....................................
Gavin : What was the question?
Gavin : I recently got engaged, bla bla bla, dog ate my phone, bla bla bla, Going to buy a house, bla bla bla, plays disc golf, bla bla blabla bla blabla bla blabla bla blabla bla blabla bla blabla bla blabla bla blabla bla blabla bla blabla bla blabla bla blabla bla blabla bla blabla bla blabla bla blabla bla blabla bla blabla bla blabla bla blabla bla blabla bla blabla bla blabla bla blabla bla bla.....................................
Gavin : What was the question?
by michellelaine27 November 13, 2013