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Garage Dangle Thrust Pong

A high stakes game of honour and athletic prowess involving the 'thrusting' of an object, known as a "dangle-berry", which is suspended by a piece of string from the roof of a garage (or "car-hold" if you wanna be a jerk about it)

The game plays in the style of classic pong with 2 opponents thrusting madly, and often violently, at the "dangle-berry"; each attempting to outclass and outwit their opponent thereby achieving ultimate satisfaction and recognition in the 'GDTP Deathmatch Arena - of Death"
Bj - "Yo Soph, GDTP?"

Soph - "Wurrrrrd"

Adam (reigning GDTP champion) - "In Garage Dangle Thrust Pong, your only goal is to crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women."
by BjLoh October 14, 2010
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Garage

When you own one it becomes everyone's motherfucking storage facility!! (usually said by angry bald men)
This is my garage
by Blahzay Blahzay Blahzay August 21, 2020
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Garage Killer

A woman whose husband commits suicide by hanging himself in the garage.
Shanaynay: Did you hear about what happened to her husband?

Alejandro: Yeah I guess she's the new Garage Killer.
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Speed Garage

1)The soundtrack of Heaven.
2)Simply the best creation of music that exists.
"you're right God, Speed Garage is the best sound ever heard."
by rudeone April 22, 2005
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garaicoa

One who is always at the wrong place at the wrong time. For example, being stalked by a killer
Being a Garaicoa would be walking in on a convorsation and hearing "Do me a favor and just put it in my butt..."
by jessjess16 April 14, 2007
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garvan

Originated from "caravan" in the 1840's in famine times in Ireland, to get out of the country. This was shortened to garvan by these travellers or "knackers" to name their children when caravans went out of fashion.
Hey boss, someone stole my garvan!!!
by Jason Beirne November 5, 2005
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garaigo

(n.) Japn. Japanese loan words; Terms borrowed from foreign languages, predominantly English, that are pronounced in the Japanese language syntax. In US, most commonly used in fanboy/fangirl communities in a highly redundant manner.
"Pinku ( That's j4p4n33s3 for PINK! OMG KAWAII! >^.^<"
Translation: "pinku (that's Japanese for Pink! Oh my god, kawaii *cat smiley face*"

See: Engrish.com, pidgin Japanese, Xanga.com
by Kei August 4, 2004
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