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Gandalfed

Getting a woman on her knees and ejaculating on her chin so it drips and looks like a beard
I took Kayleigh home and gandalfed her.
by stubblehead August 10, 2016
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Gandalfing

A Sex act that entails spreading ones asshole and yelling “You Shall Not Pass!” directly into it.
Kerry (a short squat hobbit looking girl) is bent over by a man that looks like Ellen Degeneres. He spreads her asshole and yells YOU SHALL NOT PASS directly into it. He has just gandalfed her. He has done the sex act Gandalfing.
by Tizms September 28, 2017
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Gandersnatch

I just wanked to that latest gandersnatch and man did that get weird quick.
by Physicist1717 January 7, 2019
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gaadija

A true quality woman, who is admired by many men and woman but only gives attention to one individual at a long period of time . Gaadija will always help her friends and tell them the sincere truth and Gaadija runs alone as an Alpha female she is never found in a pack.
She works alone. She must be a Gaadija. Gaadija is power.
by gf18 May 29, 2019
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Gaandip

1. A neologism consisting of "gaand" (ass) and "Sandip" (given name)

2. A Sandip who smells like ass -- typically karmic, given her terrible personality tends to match the horrid smells she emits.
"A strange woman had locals complaining of wet dog and sulfur today, turns out it was just fresh Gaandip."
by Folgers: urban roast September 26, 2019
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Gandalf

The act of shooting seaman on a women's chin area so that it drips off looking like the long white beard of Gandalf.
Great Gandalf, your seaman makes me look like an old wizard
by Titsmcgeesax October 7, 2010
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good for the gander

When a guy does something fucked up to a woman and has the grandiosity to think a woman can't or wont do it back to a man. Yet she does and even raises the stakes on his punk ass.
My boyfriend thinks I don't know he goes to strip clubs when he's out of town. That's okay, cuz the hot guy down the street turns out to be quite good for the gander on those occasions.
by Free Bitch Baby July 31, 2010
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