pandering clown

Someone who says or does things so that others will like them. Will contradict their own beliefs or values just to be liked by someone who doesn’t deserve the time of day.

Chipreiderson is a pandering clown.

by RealPapaEagle September 11, 2022

wandering menstrual

A traveling salesman who peddles absorbent pads and vaginal ointments.

Da term "wandering menstrual" could also refer to a lady who habitually traipses aimlessly around in a particular area whenever it's "dat time of da month", passibly because gentle exercise like dat is known to be beneficial in somewhat alleviating said nasty pains.

by QuacksO June 18, 2023

gandersnitch

Someone who is looking for something they aren't supposed to or don't need to be. Commonly known as "snooping"

"Kelly was being such a gandersnitch I caught her trying to look through my phone"

by Cottoncandylover4life June 28, 2023

Gardening

Smoking weed/getting high

Person 1: Hey man, Imma go do some gardening real quick

Person 2: Aight bet. Looks like you could use a helping hand

by MysteriousTrashJuice July 30, 2024

Zandering

The act of a man whipping his penis out and using it as a weapon by spinning it around in circles like a helicopter rotary.

Whoa Rob! Please put your penis away! You might kill someone if you keep Zandering out in public!

by Matt’s girlfriend is trans April 29, 2024

“gardening”

gardening is a phrase stoners use to say they smoke weed.

I got into “gardening” recently, so I want to know what’s the best flower/bud to use.

by anonymous May 13, 2024

Gardening

Smoking weed, specifically smoking plant as the term usually excludes dabs or waxes

"Hey, lets go gardening!"

"No thanks, it makes me paranoid."

by Shit_just_hit_the_fan3435 May 27, 2024