glass table

When an extremely attractive female defecates squatting atop a glass table, while a male lies face up underneath the table to watch.

"She's so hot, I'd glass table her any day"

by Anonymous Abe January 8, 2009

Glastinov

God laughing as skiers tend to in nightclubs overlooking Vienna

We went glastinoving last night and got totally stoned.

by Algaebumfluff June 2, 2009

glass ashley

When a girl orgasms into a glass cup, and either drinks it or freezes it, later blending it to make a smoothie.

Dude I'm so thirty, I could drink a gallon of glass ashley.

by misterrrrrrt May 13, 2011

Glasweigan Pumpkin Carver

When having sex with a man/woman (depending on sexuality) and you are about to climax, you pull out and finish yourself off while staring intently into their eyes. Preferably move to the other side of the room and keep face free of emotion.

Wilkins: Did you hear I did the glasweigan pumpkin carver with Josie?
Dalkingtoff: That sounds pointless, I don't know why you did that.

by Jolly Boy John January 24, 2013

Glass cactus

A glass cactus is a semi-affectionate term used to describe someone who is beautiful, emotionally fragile, and prickly in demeanor. Often someone who fits this definition will be in need of (regardless if they say so) help or healing for emotional wounds, but as soon as you try to help, you are pricked and bleeding, again.

Example: "Starscream is a glass cactus, he's pretty, but you just can't get close to him. Anything you say can and will be used against you or, he'll lock himself in his room."

by Clich January 19, 2014

Glass bottom boat 2

One person lays under a glass coffee table jerking off while the other person squats over the table takes a shit. Then after the guy cums the girl or guy pisses on them.

Hey DJ can we do a glass bottom boat 2?

by Smashley420420 March 6, 2014

Glass dream

A fantasy about, or wish for something greatly desired, which is sure to be shattered.

1) It was a glass dream that Donald Trump would make America great again.

2) Brexit seems more and more like a glass dream in the making.

3) Finding an honest politician is nothing but a glass dream.

by Cyberfossil December 11, 2018