when a guys with his mates his loud,violent,reckless,rude,disgusting and lazy but when hes around his girlfriend he switches to G.F.D,hes nice,charming,caring,polite and shows signs of emotion
by chris pigott September 30, 2007
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by Snowyyy June 4, 2020
Get the your girlfriend look like my mom mug.a girl who is very good looking to the guy who is currently dating her - but quite ugly when seen by other guys. The guy dating this girl can see one way of the "optical illusion", but other guys see the opposite.
popularized by the collegehumor video of the same name.
popularized by the collegehumor video of the same name.
A Conversation:
Jim: Dude, your girlfriend is so ugly!
Dave: What do you mean?
Jim: I mean she's not attractive at all.
Dave: F*%^ that man, I think she's gorgeous.
Jim: Whatever, she's an optical illusion.
6 MONTHS LATER - POST BREAKUP
Dave: I see what you mean, Jim. I can see the other side of it now. She was definitely an optical illusion girlfriend.
Jim: For real.
Jim: Dude, your girlfriend is so ugly!
Dave: What do you mean?
Jim: I mean she's not attractive at all.
Dave: F*%^ that man, I think she's gorgeous.
Jim: Whatever, she's an optical illusion.
6 MONTHS LATER - POST BREAKUP
Dave: I see what you mean, Jim. I can see the other side of it now. She was definitely an optical illusion girlfriend.
Jim: For real.
by epausti February 21, 2011
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A colleague — your lunchmate, IM partner, smoking buddy, etc. No sex, though. Platonic.
A colleague — your lunchmate, IM partner, smoking buddy, etc. No sex, though. Platonic.
I told my work boyfriend/girlfriend about the slut in accounting making out with three dudes at happy hour. S/he wasn't surprised.
by rick the ruler October 14, 2006
Get the work boyfriend/girlfriend mug.A rare case in which a girlfriend enjoys playing Call of Duty with her boyfriend.
Guy 1: "Man I got Cod Blocked last night, my girlfriend wanted me to spend time with her..."
Guy 2: "Sorry to hear that dude, I was up all night freaking it with my girlfriend online!"
Guy 1: "Man your lucky....i wish my girlfriend were that cool." *Sadface*
Guy 1: "Man I got Cod Blocked last night, my girlfriend wanted me to spend time with her..."
Guy 2: "Sorry to hear that dude, I was up all night freaking it with my girlfriend online!"
Guy 1: "Man your lucky....i wish my girlfriend were that cool." *Sadface*
by Ladykikyo8 March 19, 2011
Get the Call of Duty Girlfriend mug.No, not the misogynistic term commonly by dudes who blame their ex girlfriends on being "crazy" when in actuality it's a simplification of a number of mental illnesses.
I'm talking about the show that ran from 2015-2019, written by Rachel Bloom and Aline Brosh McKenna. A dark romantic comedy musical, that produced 157 original songs over the course of it's run.
It follows Rebecca Bunch, a successful lawyer living in New York whose motives in life are completely flipped around when she bumps into Josh Chan, a guy she dated for a onth when she was 16 at summer camp. She decides to move to his hometown, West Covina in Calefornia. Despite the shows name, the whole goal of the show is to take the harmful term back, and explain the reasons why it's harmful.
While Rebecca may seem like the perfect example of the "crazy ex-girlfriend", she suffers from undiagnosed Borderline Personality Disorder, and does bad things throughout the series that lead up to her diagnosis, all while trying to deal with romance. While she first tries to persue Josh Chan, it changes to a love triangle and then a "love quadrangle".
The show tries to explain female sexuality, mental health and morality, among other things. It's been praised for it's represantation, like a CASUALLY gay man, and the well written arc of a man discovering his bisexuality.
Also the songs are fucking awesome.
In conclusion, I recommend it, watch it, it's on Netflix.
I'm talking about the show that ran from 2015-2019, written by Rachel Bloom and Aline Brosh McKenna. A dark romantic comedy musical, that produced 157 original songs over the course of it's run.
It follows Rebecca Bunch, a successful lawyer living in New York whose motives in life are completely flipped around when she bumps into Josh Chan, a guy she dated for a onth when she was 16 at summer camp. She decides to move to his hometown, West Covina in Calefornia. Despite the shows name, the whole goal of the show is to take the harmful term back, and explain the reasons why it's harmful.
While Rebecca may seem like the perfect example of the "crazy ex-girlfriend", she suffers from undiagnosed Borderline Personality Disorder, and does bad things throughout the series that lead up to her diagnosis, all while trying to deal with romance. While she first tries to persue Josh Chan, it changes to a love triangle and then a "love quadrangle".
The show tries to explain female sexuality, mental health and morality, among other things. It's been praised for it's represantation, like a CASUALLY gay man, and the well written arc of a man discovering his bisexuality.
Also the songs are fucking awesome.
In conclusion, I recommend it, watch it, it's on Netflix.
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend is my favourite show but it's rare I come across anyone who has watched it and I desperately need to rant about it, that's why I end up writing urban dictionary entries about it to get out my obsession.
by demon debbie January 11, 2021
Get the Crazy Ex-Girlfriend mug.Not you mother, sister, female cousin or female friend. A female that once you’ve officially established is your exclusive partner (i.e., intimate, peer, best friend), you want to kiss without her asking you. More importantly, when she asks for a kiss you give it up without question. And, even more notably, you are able to kiss without the expectation that you will get laid.
In conclusion, a girlfriend is a female that (particularly in the initial stages of the relationship) you want to make feel special and wanted (not rejected/unwanted) by showing her affection through the simple act of a passionate kiss.
In conclusion, a girlfriend is a female that (particularly in the initial stages of the relationship) you want to make feel special and wanted (not rejected/unwanted) by showing her affection through the simple act of a passionate kiss.
Female: Baby, give me a kiss before you go.
Male: Leans over and kisses the girlfriend passionately then leaves (all without going for grabs or wanting to get lucky).
Male: Leans over and kisses the girlfriend passionately then leaves (all without going for grabs or wanting to get lucky).
by cheeky_neraitha March 26, 2008
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