In a club
John- "Aren't these beats amazing"
Bill-"Yeah, my penis just turned into a giraffe"
At a party a guy throws and open beer bottle in the air, does and backflip and then catch's it without spilling any beer
Tom- "Holy shit that was amazing"
Mike- "my penis just turned into a giraffe"
John- "Aren't these beats amazing"
Bill-"Yeah, my penis just turned into a giraffe"
At a party a guy throws and open beer bottle in the air, does and backflip and then catch's it without spilling any beer
Tom- "Holy shit that was amazing"
Mike- "my penis just turned into a giraffe"
by tallman83 November 18, 2010
Daniel Seavey is a blue-eyed giraffe. 1/5 of the band Why Don't We. He's a giraffe, loves apple juice, made the apple juice song, a sexy snack, tall, loves vans, and his full name is Daniel James Seavey.
me: I met daniel seavey the blue eyed giraffe on the 8 letters tour
friend: omg ur so lucky!!
me: and he gave me a hug!
friend: now that's unfair! i wanted to come!
friend: omg ur so lucky!!
me: and he gave me a hug!
friend: now that's unfair! i wanted to come!
by Coco Seavey February 21, 2021
by Not Rocket December 28, 2016
Jon Link, a boy who takes apush and has a bad taste in dank memes, had sexual intercourse with a giraffe
by Caitlyn.rud@outlook.com November 04, 2016
any individual or body of individuals who is in opposition to giraffes. Such groups are known to exist and hold antiquated views of the "food chain." Specifically, a group of angry hippopotami operate in and about the United States.
Quinton, a giraffe-cist, can't stand to be around giraffes, and feels that they are second class citizens.
by Angry Giraffe May 26, 2010
A water Giraffe is a rare species. This animal’s main food source tends to be KFC. If they happen to be unable to find a KFC, they simply eat from a chicken tree. The main predator of a Water Giraffe is the lion fish.
by Mr.Orangedo November 20, 2022
by Barthomeal February 28, 2023