my penis just turned into a giraffe

when something is so awesome and mind blowing that no other words or phrase can describe it.

In a club
John- "Aren't these beats amazing"
Bill-"Yeah, my penis just turned into a giraffe"

At a party a guy throws and open beer bottle in the air, does and backflip and then catch's it without spilling any beer
Tom- "Holy shit that was amazing"
Mike- "my penis just turned into a giraffe"

by tallman83 November 21, 2010

daniel seavey the blue eyed giraffe

Daniel Seavey is a blue-eyed giraffe. 1/5 of the band Why Don't We. He's a giraffe, loves apple juice, made the apple juice song, a sexy snack, tall, loves vans, and his full name is Daniel James Seavey.

me: I met daniel seavey the blue eyed giraffe on the 8 letters tour
friend: omg ur so lucky!!
me: and he gave me a hug!
friend: now that's unfair! i wanted to come!

by Coco Seavey February 20, 2021

kaitlyn the giraffe

Someone who plays apex 24/7

Kaitlyn the giraffe hates siege and loves apex legends

by Koorush November 22, 2021

Giraffitis

A disorder in which a human looks like a giraffe, and commonly mistaken as a giraffe.

When I walked into school I quickly ran out after realizing giraffitis is present in the school

by Arcticgiraffehotcocoa December 6, 2016

giraffe

A giraffe is a tree horse.

The giraffe ate the leaves in the tree.

by zlw04 January 21, 2019

Space Giraffe

Is an Xbox 360 arcade game. It is great when you are high or tripping do to the insane colors in the background music. It makes your high much better

Dude, last night after i rolled a joint of blue berry kush, Me and Tyler played space giraffe and I almost shit myself.

by tdwpx982 June 15, 2009

giraffe

A retard with a long neck.

"Get on git you giraffe"
"Swallow and chew your food down your neck giraffe"
"Man, you can probably be the best scout there ever is. Just stretch your neck up to the skies and look down below"

by chiken kfc March 16, 2017