freedom garden

A garden where one grows bald eagles, models of presidents heads, and American flags.

"dude your freedom garden is rad!"
"I know! it just sprouted a baldie a few days ago."

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Night Garden

The passive irrigation and fertilization that occurs to a mans hairy ass crack while he sleeps.

"I had to wipe right when I woke up due overactive night garden activity".

by Curtmandingo January 11, 2010

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Someone who is always watching or is very observant of a particular person or thing.

"Yo that Jason guy quickly managed to find Nathan at the festival. Turns out he never let his eyes stray from him. Hes such a gardeners cat."

by courtney2323 January 10, 2020

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Someone who is very observant of small details or frequently watches others in the shadows.

"I swear you've worn that jumper 3 days in a row now"
"Oh you're such a Gardeners Cat"

by TheHoneyBox January 10, 2020

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Wow! Did you See Cindy? I would love to till her garden of love.

by kyleross38 May 21, 2007

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Like a Beer Garden, but where instead of sampling beer, you sample sharts. Can be used to describe an undesirable situation.

By Brandon Toth

Randy's party was a real shart garden because he only invited idiots and me.

by CTuggie August 21, 2015

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A polite way of referring to a man's sexual region.

His shorts are way too small- I can see his man garden when he sits down!

by Pamann December 11, 2010

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