The name Gage means "a valued object deposited as a guarantee of good faith." However this only applies to people who don't put their own name on urban dictionary, in this sense Gage means some lonely redditor that puts in urban dictionary and makes the definition "Oh GaGe Is SoMeOnE wHo Is ThE bEsT fOr AnY gIrL aNd HaS a HuGe CoCk" .
Kyle: Hey did you invite GAGE to the party?
Gauge: No, when I walked into his room he was shirtless with reddit on one screen and urban dictionary on the other.
Kyle: Oh why was he on urban?
Gauge: Well when I got closer he was putting in a definition for his name
Kyle: .... ok what's so bad about tha-
Gauge: The thing is he put it as a guy is the most tallest most wonderful man a girl could ever meet with the largest cock around
Gauge: Isnt GAGE 5'6 and a dick while at the same time weighing 400 pounds?
Gauge: No, when I walked into his room he was shirtless with reddit on one screen and urban dictionary on the other.
Kyle: Oh why was he on urban?
Gauge: Well when I got closer he was putting in a definition for his name
Kyle: .... ok what's so bad about tha-
Gauge: The thing is he put it as a guy is the most tallest most wonderful man a girl could ever meet with the largest cock around
Gauge: Isnt GAGE 5'6 and a dick while at the same time weighing 400 pounds?
by Not-a-gay-guy298 January 07, 2021
by Brvh August 29, 2021
by GrandDragonMan July 17, 2022
Gage sucks ass, ngl he has a massive cock tho, his bestfriends name is Ryan (usually sounds like Brian) Likes someone WAY out of his league
by Gage Cormier November 06, 2020
My brother is gage.
by Idk___ January 31, 2021
He is the best boyfriend that anyone could ever have. He is great at almost everything but most of all football. He is amazing and any girl would be lucky to have him. With his blonde hair and blue eyes, he gets all the girls but he only loves one. He might act uninterested at times but when he realizes that his girl is sad or alone he will come make her happy. He knows how to make his girls day 100 times better and if you ever meet a Gage make sure to be his friend.
by Ccsel February 24, 2020