Funion

The act of giving a footjob with feet that have large bunions. Fun with bunions.

"Hey Dave, the other day Sally gave me a cracking funion"

by funionz4lyf April 20, 2015

fanboy trollop

An person, usually a girl or at least claiming to be, on an internet forums or chatroom who ploys to get attention from the male members. Example: Aasha, of the AAHC.
A fanboy trollop is always using "ditsy" sentences, or trying to act "cute" by adding "ies" to the ends of a lot of different words. ("Clickies", "Okies", "Backies", ect.) Add nausea.
They also use retarded "cutesy" emotes, such as ^_^, ^_~, XD, ect.
The biggest fanboy trollop trait is denying that they enjoy all the attention. When brought to their attention, they will make a bogus claim, such as "That's not true. Its not my fault they like me. ^_^ I don't want all the attention ^_~ Okies?"
All in all, although the most useless of all internet users, they are sadly the most popular, as there are countless retarded, 12 year old boys on the internet.

Fanboy 1: Oh, Aasha, I love you.
Aasha: Well, thankies! ^_^
Fanboy 2: I love you, too!
Aasha: Oh, you're so nice. ^_~
Person above 12: You're such a fanboy trollop.
Aasha: That's not true. Its not my fault they like me. ^_^ I don't want all the attention ^_~ Okies?

by Twin_Uzis August 8, 2006

fulbo

A ritual that swaps the victim's genitals, and summons the ancient genital-Shrek who then proceeds to burst through the victim's privates while screamo music plays in the background.

Did you hear about Matt? He went full Fulbo on the weekend.

by Puss in Boots October 21, 2013

console fanboy

1. A Person who loves a particular game console soo much he will argue extensively the dominance of the particular game console with out the correct information. Generally a pale faced young teenage boy who is frustrated over the fact that his friend has a better console than himself.

2. A person who preferes game consoles over PC's. Again usually a pale faced frustrated young teenage boy who cant afford a decent PC.

Steve - "Your such a console fanboy"
Mark - "Shut up! PS2's are soo much better than XBOX's"
Steve - "XBOX's have better graphics, smoother gameplay, two extra controller ports (sorry Chris you cant play), hard drive that will take a hell of a long time to fill and superb online capabilities"
Mark - "erm.. well PS2's have a button that turns on its side when you stand it up"

by St Hubbins July 24, 2008

Funboy

Unlike the other people seem to suggest for this entry, a funboy is not necessarily gay. He is more of a metrosexual; the kind of really stylish guys that dress in expensive clothes like they might be gay, but are just really stylish.

I saw a couple funboys headed to the club wearing their cashmere and pink polo shirts.

by greg January 3, 2004

funhouse

a funhouse is a euphemism for a vagina

I wanna put my cock into your funhouse tonight!

by kahoutek June 30, 2009

funball

A ripoff of baseball played by a few dudes and a few babes with a tennis ball and a Vortex Mike Piazza plastic, foam cushioned baseball bat. The game is played on a public little league field, therefore creating the neccessary need to hide your beer in a paper bag. Your team gets a point when a ball drops in the outfield without being caught. There are fielders from both teams in the outfield. If your teammate catches the ball, your team gets 2 points. If the opposing catches the ball you lose a point and get an out. You can play with 5 or 10 outs. Depends on how lazy you are. If the pitcher catches an infield fly ball, the scores reverse.

We played Funball until Jarod took a comebacker in the nuts.

by Ian C. September 25, 2005