french elevator

Subject A, wearing a blue striped shirt and a beret, lowers Subject B via an elaborate system of pulleys and cables onto a baguette, derrier-premier

I went to Paris and Francois gave me the ole’ french elevator. Needless to say, i have not been back to Paris.

by French Elevator #1 November 13, 2020

Franchesca

She’s a girl with long hair, she climbs trees and loves talking with friends. She’s been through a lot and it’s what makes her wise even if she’s young. She can pull hoes left and right. All the bitches and niggas want her. She’s a badass girl with a bad attitude

Person:Yo franchesca

Franchesca: what’s up hoe
Person: I got a problem and I wanna ask u what I should do
Franchesca: say less

by Sksk why she look like that October 3, 2020

The French Exchange

A situation where 2 people simultaneously perform the cupcake movement on each other after farting at the same time. The exact opposite of barter, due to it being 'a double coincidence of do not wants'

"I trust last night went well, Sir?"

"Bally terrible unfortunately Jeeves, i was planning to cupcake Aunt Agatha and at the very moment I gave it to her she turned and gave me one right back!"

"Ah, 'The French Exchange' Sir, a rare and exotic beast"

"Quite, Jeeves, quite- i've half a mind to leave her my Richmond Regards"

"Very good Sir"

From Jeeves and the Bottomist by P.G. Wodehouse

by Captain Tomson June 1, 2010

Mormon French Kiss

When two people (always a boy and a girl, duh they are mormon) touch cheeks together and then rub their tongue against their cheek, thus protecting their values via the layer of protection of their cheeks.

Kelvin and I totally got caught mormon french kissing last night by his parents. I think I need to go talk to my bishop on Sunday.

by Bros Gold January 7, 2016

The French Monarch

A sexual act which involves a person jacking you off and then as you are about to cum they put your dick into a guillotine and chop the head of your penis off.

Bro 1: "I did The French Monarch with this girl last night!"
Bro 2: "What the fuck dude!?"

by z4sniper September 4, 2019

Jenny her Finch

When you wind up your arm and fingure her underhand, warming up the clit before haveing sex.

Phil: Man, dude I'm finna Jenny her Finch tonight.
Tom: ya dude wind it up!!!!!!

by Catch of the day 1969 July 17, 2009

French Bitch

A girl who likes to parade around her ability to speak French even though she isn't of French origin, didn't ever go to France, and judging by how ugly she is- has probably never even been French kissed.

Look at that French Bitch pretending she's more than just a dirty slut from Oregon.

by shayshayshazam December 2, 2010