freshman are like the ones that more sexual and drug stufflike okay basically it’s seen as “fresh “ cause like it makes them “cool” but it really doesn’t and it sactually hella degrading.. freshman also tend to be more racist like and it’s just they are allowed to even when they are white and even are into slavery play and kinks
by anonymous November 4, 2021

today is the day that you kill a freshman. Try for it to be the least annoying freshman so everyone hates you.
Senior: hey it’s October 27th!
Freshman: what’s that mean
Senior: National kill a freshman day! *chops his head off*
Freshman: *dies of death*
Freshman: what’s that mean
Senior: National kill a freshman day! *chops his head off*
Freshman: *dies of death*
by ItsDonnie234 October 23, 2022

A freshman tool is when an upperclassman messes with the same freshman constantly and multiple people mess with him/her too .
by Whydoesnypresencematter August 11, 2017

by schlingy22 February 10, 2017

by TheRuralEncyclopedia! May 29, 2024

Thought (or discourse reflecting such thought) so vapid it does not even approximate sophomoric thought,
His essay didn't even demonstrate a level of thinking that could be considered sophormoric--freshmanic would be a more apt descriptor.
by Travelingmankc March 22, 2023

Friend- dude can't be at practice today, my groin really hurts
Friend 2- what did you and Alex do last night ?
Friend- Let's just say the sperm has fertilized, I repeat the sperm has fertilized
Friend 2- awe you god damn Freshman Impregnater
Friend 2- what did you and Alex do last night ?
Friend- Let's just say the sperm has fertilized, I repeat the sperm has fertilized
Friend 2- awe you god damn Freshman Impregnater
by Fuck you mikey February 1, 2017
