Foreskin Technique

When an uncircumcised man pinches his foreskin together right before he cums, so that he contains his semen in his foreskin before disposing of it at the toilet or in a bin, to avoid needing to using tissues or a cum sock.

Mary: I went to Rui’s house the other day, and there were no tissues in his bin... Does he even masturbate?
Cheryl: He probably uses the Foreskin Technique

by Wankman2009 October 6, 2021

foreskin blast

The signature move of popular Muppets character Kermit the Frog

"he's preparing the foreskin blast"

by nerfthemedium October 10, 2021

Foreskin

Softer than Silk, Tighter than a chipotle burrito, and chewier than a gummy worm

His Foreskin got stuck in his fly

by Vespi October 31, 2021

Foreskin Cowbell

When you stretch your penis's foreskin into a cowbell shape and It makes a percussive sound when you tap it. Coined it.

I feel this is needing a little more foreskin cowbell.

by mildcardlucas September 1, 2021

Fellatio Forest

The fictional place to describe oral sex

Sam: did you take that chick to pound town?

Tim: no, I settled and went to fellatio forest.

Sam: I hear the weather is great there this time of year.

by George7545677 December 17, 2013

Fuckey Farmsworth

n. Someone who cuts you off or does something stupid in traffic, nearly causing an accident (fatal or minor) and endangering themself and/or others including you. Fuckey can be substituted with Buckey

Nice signal, Fuckey Farmsworth...
Where did you get your license, Fuckey Farmsworth?
Are you trying to get everyone killed Fuckey Farmsworth?
Reckless Driver, bad driver, dumb ass, moron, idiot , dumb fuck, crazy stupid bastard...

by THE_SOLIDBIGBOSS April 5, 2017

morning forest

when multiple men wake up and get morning woods together

i woke up and could tell all my friends had boners, it's a morning forest around here.

by big.cock September 16, 2017