God

The wonderful lord above us

My god to the sun and my family are the planets

by P.o.T.a.T.o 🥔 December 10, 2020

God

When you wish for something badly and you close your eyes and wish for it. God's the guy that ignores you.

Making a wish to God? You might as well go on the street and act homeless, you'll have more chances of success.

by Dr.Coolguy420 October 14, 2017

God

The big man upstairs who created the universe.

I am running on 2 hours of sleep, suicidal thoughts, and an oreo, and I am ready to FIGHT god, or BECOME HIM!!

by NotPieGuy December 21, 2021

God

Dog Backwards

Dog spelled backwards is god

by Supermanfrog January 31, 2018

God

A mythical man from the world's biggest storybook

oh God shut the fuck up

by Introverted_Phoenix August 5, 2017

God

Shrek

Shrek and god are cool

by Mr. Chicken Nuggets May 13, 2018

God

Me

I am the God of this world

by God.irl May 17, 2021