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by fuckitimgoingtohell September 24, 2021
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by Hym Iam June 21, 2025
Get the Lessmug. by c30h7 April 19, 2024
Get the skill-lessmug. a state of such profound boredom because there are no males around to fondle/no females in the vicinity to remind a male he does in fact still have a working package. the bored person then spends the majority of the day reading urban dictionary definitions and laughing in a rocking fashion to themselves. and perhaps also scaring off their cat/cobra/rock
"I wore my pink socks yesterday to sleep and felt like a princess!"~ normal person with a social life in everyday conversation.
*hysterical laughter* ~person formerly in a state of such profound boredom...
"Ha.. what?"
"You said 'pink sock'! you know..."
"no..."
"oh... man, i clearly have been urban dick-less for too long."
*hysterical laughter* ~person formerly in a state of such profound boredom...
"Ha.. what?"
"You said 'pink sock'! you know..."
"no..."
"oh... man, i clearly have been urban dick-less for too long."
by Roscoe Chanciepants October 23, 2011
Get the urban dick-lessmug. by c30h7 April 21, 2024
Get the skill-lessmug. by prof.jimes November 29, 2016
Get the triangle-less birdmug. by dasim July 14, 2017
Get the flexible-lessmug.