That feeling when you are at a festival, you're all dressed up, and you've been walking around forever so the sweat has run down your butt crack. Now it's rubbing and starting to rash up and you can't do anything about it because you're wearing your festival finery.
"Wanna go hit up the sustenance stall and purchase unhealthy fried festival foods to consume?"
"Ahhh, I would, but I'm rocking this nasty festival crack."
"Ahhh, I would, but I'm rocking this nasty festival crack."
by A goat with a mission March 5, 2021
Get the festival crackmug. The art of stuffing a full bottle of squirty cream in your ass and curling a shit out on your partners chest and finish it off with a jizzy dressing
by Tipperdave November 12, 2025
Get the Festive yule logmug. An annual festival in Lombard, IL celebrating the blooming of lilac flowers, the coming of age of prepubescent children and the coming out of the homosexual community... all celebrated parts of Lombard tradition.
Are you going to Chris's house for the Lombard Lilac Festival? We're going to rage tf out of the parade!
by Lombard King May 15, 2024
Get the Lombard Lilac Festivalmug. An annual festival known to natives as PFP which in people display their prized logs on the streets of Pittsburg, PA.
Hey bro, I just dropped a wicked five-pounder! I think I might enter it in this year’s Pittsburg Poop Festival!!
by The Ploopy Man November 30, 2020
Get the Pittsburg Poop Festivalmug. Just an absolute extreme period of time of multiple people just jocing on another person and it becomes a joce festival with all the jocing activities.
by joce festivities March 26, 2021
Get the Joce Festivalmug. Where you’ve been to a festival and inside ur nose turns to black and it crumbles out because it’s all the dust and dirt you’ve been breathing in for days.
You’re lungs are probably black as well :)
You’re lungs are probably black as well :)
by swhbbyoutellme October 1, 2022
Get the Festival nosemug. Person 1: I had a blast at the Koroneburg Renaissance Faire yesterday!
Person 2: Don't you mean festival?
Person 2: Don't you mean festival?
by RenFan19345 October 16, 2018
Get the Festivalmug.