by Broco May 4, 2005
Get the Leeds Festival mug.A festival is an event, usually attended by the unwashed masses and hippies.
Mainly a festival serves as excuse for crappy rock bands like Athlete and that utter prick Pete Doherty to make a lot of money for doing fuck all.
It is compulsory not to wash for one week before attending a festival. And hippies must always have a grimy joint pressed between their filthy, yellowed fingers.
Mainly a festival serves as excuse for crappy rock bands like Athlete and that utter prick Pete Doherty to make a lot of money for doing fuck all.
It is compulsory not to wash for one week before attending a festival. And hippies must always have a grimy joint pressed between their filthy, yellowed fingers.
by Ian9outof10 August 25, 2006
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Adapted from the episode of Seinfeld; "The Strike". It must take place between any holiday period. However, it is much preferred to coincide with the December to February holiday atmosphere.
The Festivus consists of "The Airing of Grievances" and the "Feats of Strength". However, in accordance with the official Brisbane-Adelaide agreement “The Airing of Grievances” will be now known as “The Time of Crap Speeches” and “Feats of Strength” will be now known as “Crushing Booze”.
There is an icon known as “The Festivus Pole”. It must be in the form of a microphone stand. It should be tall, golden, long and skinny. The microphone must be broken by the end of Festivus, during intoxicated karaoke sessions.
In the beginning there was Festivus One. It was held in Brisbane in February 2003 and, behold, it was very good. The second Festivus was held in December 2003 in Adelaide and there was light.
And on the seventh day of each Festivus sanctuary will be given to those who have gone without sleep and without walking in a straight line. And he shall rest on the seventh day from all his sauce which he has hacked.
Finally, each day you pass in between each Festivus must be spent spreading forth the good word of Festivus and the adventures that were had.
The Festivus consists of "The Airing of Grievances" and the "Feats of Strength". However, in accordance with the official Brisbane-Adelaide agreement “The Airing of Grievances” will be now known as “The Time of Crap Speeches” and “Feats of Strength” will be now known as “Crushing Booze”.
There is an icon known as “The Festivus Pole”. It must be in the form of a microphone stand. It should be tall, golden, long and skinny. The microphone must be broken by the end of Festivus, during intoxicated karaoke sessions.
In the beginning there was Festivus One. It was held in Brisbane in February 2003 and, behold, it was very good. The second Festivus was held in December 2003 in Adelaide and there was light.
And on the seventh day of each Festivus sanctuary will be given to those who have gone without sleep and without walking in a straight line. And he shall rest on the seventh day from all his sauce which he has hacked.
Finally, each day you pass in between each Festivus must be spent spreading forth the good word of Festivus and the adventures that were had.
"A Festivus, For the Rest of Us!" - Frank Costanza
by Alex December 22, 2003
Get the Festivus mug.Jack: I'm such an escapist. It's New Year's Eve and I'm daydreaming that I'm in Times Square.
Jill: That's not being an escapist, Jack. That's being a festivist.
Jack: I'm such an escapist. We're in San Francisco and I'm daydreaming that it's the 1960s.
Jill: That's not being an escapist, Jack. That's being a festivist.
Jill: That's not being an escapist, Jack. That's being a festivist.
Jack: I'm such an escapist. We're in San Francisco and I'm daydreaming that it's the 1960s.
Jill: That's not being an escapist, Jack. That's being a festivist.
by ladyfingers March 20, 2013
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To Festival: To go stage to stage, listening to music you don't know whilst doing drugs.
It is estimated that 90% of attendees at outdoor summer festivals are festivaling and in fact have no idea what music they are there to listen to.
To Festival: To go stage to stage, listening to music you don't know whilst doing drugs.
It is estimated that 90% of attendees at outdoor summer festivals are festivaling and in fact have no idea what music they are there to listen to.
by OutforaRIP September 8, 2015
Get the Festivaling mug.Milkshake festival is a dance festival in Amsterdam and an interesting fusion of a selection of the liberal club nights that have a link with Paradiso and AIR Amsterdam.
‘For All Who Love’ is the epitome of Milkshake’s image and describes the ambiance of the smashing previous editions. Milkshake is a dance festival which was born from the thought ‘everything is possible’ and shows that entertainment, music preference, choice of clothing and status has nothing to do with sexuality whatsoever. At Milkshake, an ambiance exists that is free of stereotypes created by society. Life is a party because of the range of different skin colors, sexual preferences and appearances. Milkshake celebrates the city and its initiatives and is an impetus to bring the courtesy and friendly manners back into society. Thick, thin, small, large, gay, straight, trans, black or white: people are the salt of the earth and this is what we celebrate!
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‘For All Who Love’ is the epitome of Milkshake’s image and describes the ambiance of the smashing previous editions. Milkshake is a dance festival which was born from the thought ‘everything is possible’ and shows that entertainment, music preference, choice of clothing and status has nothing to do with sexuality whatsoever. At Milkshake, an ambiance exists that is free of stereotypes created by society. Life is a party because of the range of different skin colors, sexual preferences and appearances. Milkshake celebrates the city and its initiatives and is an impetus to bring the courtesy and friendly manners back into society. Thick, thin, small, large, gay, straight, trans, black or white: people are the salt of the earth and this is what we celebrate!
For boys who love girls who love girls who love boys who love boys...
www.milkshakefestival.nl
by Milkshake festival May 12, 2014
Get the Milkshake festival mug.the Annual Midwest Ski Film Festival in Milwaukee Wisconsin. Hosted yearly with the best Ski Movies of the year. The largest ski film festival in the entire midwest bringing in people from multiple states.
by Davie99 November 18, 2009
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