moon ferret

on social media, the person who contributes to the discussion of a topic with things that exist only in his own imagination

- credit to Larry Correia for developing the word and concept via his interactions with the uneducated on social media
How Moon Ferreting works is when someone is posting about an actual event, a rando will pop into the comments screaming about a bunch of things related to that topic that only exist in their imagination. So there's the real issue under discussion, but why won't you address this imaginary thing that they just made up! Your inability to justify the thing that hasn't happened and probably will never happen proves that you're a bad person and they win.
by Somewhere Far, Far, Away April 22, 2025
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slapping a ferret

Dude, I really need to slap a ferret right now.

Larry will be back in a moment, he’s off slapping a ferret.
by Dawnky punch August 06, 2022
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Portuguese Wind Ferret

A moderately small critter with a short temper from the rural pastures of Venezuela. The creature is known to glide great distances when only a mild breeze present.
My grandmother left the post office and was killed in a frenzied attack from a Portuguese Wind Ferret
by SmokiestJoe March 18, 2022
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Waxing the ferret

Attempting to have sex with a limp dick. Also known as pushing rope.
She just wasn't that hot, so I ended up waxing the ferret for a while and giving up.
by legsmalone May 25, 2010
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Coping Ferret

One or more humans who stand on the coping of a skatepark. Most common when it’s not their turn to ride.
That scooter kid won’t get off the coping, their such a Coping Ferret.
by Ferret Slayer July 12, 2021
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Pants Ferret

The ferret put in someone's pants in the act of ferret-legging, a popular game played by English coal miners in Yorkshire in which a ferret is inserted into one's pants, and kept there for as long as possible. Also my moniker, and a euphemism for a penis.
Damn, Jeffery has had that pants ferret in his ferret pants for a long time now.
by PantsFerret July 28, 2019
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Floppy Ferret

TomGW slapped Jon May with his floppy ferret
by JonMay August 04, 2020
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