fetus be good stick

When you're in the middle of hot passionate sex with your pregnant wife and suddenly you're catapulted through the air by the kicking fetus from inside the womb.You become enraged and lunge for the fetus be good stick from off the wall and begin to strike the fetus (through the stomach) and all the while you can hear the fetus taunting you with "missed me missed me now you gotta kiss me" so you jerk the fetus from the womb and kiss it on the head then continue the beating!!!!

Good thing I purchased that fetus be good stick
when it was on sale and the dollar store.

by squirtdonkeys February 1, 2007

fecus

part fetus part fecal matter

the fecus looks funny in this light.

by kenny December 17, 2003

fetus flaps

another name for pussy lips meat Curtain}

that girl had some big fetus flaps looked like roast beef between her legs.

by Petronius Dragginius March 24, 2006

fetus

a very small person who thinks they are cool. They are very underdeveloped and in extreeme cases, will urinate on small animals. They most likely are immature and Pyromaniacs. They may or may not talk about their favorite french imported hair care products.

That kid is such a fetus, he needs tweezers and a magnifying glass to jerk it on those lonley nights.

by Not a fetus April 14, 2006

yeetus the fetus

"yeetus the fetus" is a word commonly used by Faith. it is basically throwing a small thing. although people do use this word just randomly. the back round to this word comes from the culture of middle schoolers, it is used in many traditions as well but originates from the Middle schoolers religion. it is unknown who created this word but thousands of years ago they would pray to the fetus god to give them food and they would sacrifice a lamb and throw it off the bridge while chanting "YEETUS THE FETUS!!" over and over again to pray to their god.

" hey suzie throw this out for me."
" OK Annabelle.."
throws in in the trash
"YEETUS THE FETUS!"
"hahaha suzie your so funny"

by smartiepantsbitch April 15, 2019

fetus

Used as an insult to refer to someone as being inferior.

Jordan: Chirag can never come up with a good comeback.
Zaq: Haha, what a fetus!

by nighthawk0313 February 17, 2006

Fetus

a kid who has an abnormally large head in comparison to the rest of his body. these individuals tends to be obsessed with seinfield and is rather annoying to talk to.

Hey, look its Fetus sitting with those guys.

by jason April 2, 2005