Feminism

The ideology of radical, fascist women who believe that the true advancement of the women's cause will only be fully realized when they achieve the destruction of the male kind, and the consumption of their bloody carcasses. The feminists retain complete control of their bodies, often ripping out screaming fetuses days before birth, later burning them before effigies of their main trinity of goddesses: Susan B. Anthony, Simone de Beauvoir, and Alison Bechdel. Others protest the "oppression" of the male kind through castration of unwitting sexual partners. Many feminists are reported to engage in spontaneous blood-crazed lesbian orgies at the sight of the mass burnings of male genitalia and bra-toting Victoria's Secret models (symbols of the "oppression"). Hordes of these "equality warriors" are known to roam the streets of off-beat neighborhoods, ganging up on Christian children, and drinking their blood whilst chanting from their bible, "The Feminine Mystique". They will tell you that they only desire equality, or "egalitarianism" and use liberal trickery (like the oft debunked "pay gap"), but be warned, they will kill any man it takes to get what they seek: a world where men not subject to mass genocide are herded into farms and harvested for their sperm.

Man: That's okay, I'll take care of the check.
Feminist: YOU CHAUVINIST PIG. I AM A FREE AND INDEPENDENT WOMAN. YOU WILL DIE FOR YOUR OPPRESSION. CHIVALRY IS DEAD!
Proceeds to lunge at man and gnaw off his bloody member before holding it in the air triumphantly.
Feminist: Heterosexuality is the opiate of the masses! Die cis scum! Long live feminism!

by yourcreepygrandpadavidlynch May 20, 2015

feminist boiler

Less than attractive feminist!
Usually a fat and ugly militant feminist.( could be lesbian)

Jeez, she's a feminist boiler her!

by Brigadier Graham September 10, 2014

Intersectional Feminism

intersectional feminism is defined as a group with little or no social skills that doesn't value knowledge gained through conversation as a way to get to know someone...

Person 1: What is intersectional feminism?
Intersectional feminist: Is Google broken?
Person 1: Guess an intersectional feminist is someone who has no social skills and doesn't value

knowledge gained through conversation as a way to get to know someone...
Person 1: Sorry I bothered you...

by TeslaWaterWheel May 10, 2016

Modern Feminism

Used to describe a group of people who hates men. Some men are brainwashed into thinking they are into modern feminism. Luckly its only a S I M P that would fall for it

You can usually spot a modern feminist because they have got coloured hair or an abusive dad.

"I believe all men should die and women should take over" - Karen
"Ah, so you support modern feminism" - Your average Joe

by Narafd March 27, 2021

Anti-Feminist and Anti-LGBTQ

An intelligent person that thinks that the Feminist and LGBTQ movements are unintelligent, degenerate, and morally wrong as well as dangerous and irresponsible.

I am an Anti-Feminist and Anti-LGBTQ.

by WorseThanHitler March 19, 2021

Feminism

A special interest group for women too unpleasant to get laid.

"I may not have a guy willing to fuck me, but I've got enough money from the government to buy a horse-sized dildo! Thank you Feminism!"

by Zoomba McFresh July 24, 2014

feminism

A refuge for charmless women.

Feminism is a great way for charmless women to meet each other.

by Marymuthajaysus November 4, 2012