A person (usually straight) who pretends to be gay, bi, or fluid to seem edgy, relevant, or appealing especially in media or music. They’ll flirt with queerness for the aesthetic, but ghost when it comes to real representation or accountability.
She dropped one vague sapphic lyric, posted a rainbow selfie, and dipped back into straightville classic fauxmosexual move.
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1. Displaying the appearance of wealth or luxury while lacking the financial means to sustain it: lavish on the surface but not in substance.
2. Fauxpulently (adv.)
In a manner that projects false opulence.
3. (state/quality n.)
Fauxpulence
The condition or quality of appearing opulent or flashy while lacking real wealth.
4. Fauxpulentist
Someone who projects false wealth out of habit or compulsion.
5. Fauxpulate (v.)
To make something appear more luxurious or special than it really is.
6. Fauxpulating (g.)
The action of doing this.
1. Displaying the appearance of wealth or luxury while lacking the financial means to sustain it: lavish on the surface but not in substance.
2. Fauxpulently (adv.)
In a manner that projects false opulence.
3. (state/quality n.)
Fauxpulence
The condition or quality of appearing opulent or flashy while lacking real wealth.
4. Fauxpulentist
Someone who projects false wealth out of habit or compulsion.
5. Fauxpulate (v.)
To make something appear more luxurious or special than it really is.
6. Fauxpulating (g.)
The action of doing this.
(Adjective)
"His life looked glamorous, but it was all rented cars and rented suits - totally fauxpulent."
(Noun)
"The party was an exercise in fauxpulence."
(adverb)
“They lived fauxpulently on borrowed money.”
(State/quality)
“The décor had an air of fauxpulence.”
“The event was full of suck-ups and fauxpulentists.”
(Verb)
“They fauxpulated their modest apartment with glittery paint, a rug, and LED lighting.”
(Gerund)
“Their entire brand is built on fauxpulating a lifestyle.”
"His life looked glamorous, but it was all rented cars and rented suits - totally fauxpulent."
(Noun)
"The party was an exercise in fauxpulence."
(adverb)
“They lived fauxpulently on borrowed money.”
(State/quality)
“The décor had an air of fauxpulence.”
“The event was full of suck-ups and fauxpulentists.”
(Verb)
“They fauxpulated their modest apartment with glittery paint, a rug, and LED lighting.”
(Gerund)
“Their entire brand is built on fauxpulating a lifestyle.”
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A 'Facebook Fauxlosopher' is someone who scours the internet in search of 'inspirational quotes, song lyrics, words of wisdom or in fact, anything that is more intelligent and creative than what they can come up with.
They will then use these in there Facebook status updates (often under the guise that they have created them) in an attempt to appear intelligent and deep. Typically used by young girls and guys trying to get into young girls panties.
They will then use these in there Facebook status updates (often under the guise that they have created them) in an attempt to appear intelligent and deep. Typically used by young girls and guys trying to get into young girls panties.
Typical examples of a 'Facebook Fauxlosopher' trying to seem deep and intelligent...
"Sometimes I've gotta close my eyes just to open up my soul"
"Honesty may be the best policy but insanity is the best defence..."
“It is never too late to be what you might have been.”
"Sometimes I've gotta close my eyes just to open up my soul"
"Honesty may be the best policy but insanity is the best defence..."
“It is never too late to be what you might have been.”
by Gypo_bmx January 9, 2013
Get the Facebook Fauxlosopher mug.Fraudulent Louis Vuitton merchandise. It's estimated that 99% of LV branded goods aren't genuine. If you see someone with an LV bag, it's overwhelmingly likely to be fake.
Basic bitches buy $40 Louis Fauxton bags made out of plastic. Brandthirsty bitches buy $200 Louis Fauxton bags made from canvas and leather. Status whores buy $500+ all-leather Louis Fauxton bags (usually a Capucines or Epi leather) replicated at a perfect 1:1 ratio .
True "AAA" or 1:1" Louis Fauxton bags are almost as rare as genuine LV and can sometimes mistakenly be authenticated and even repaired or heat stamped by LV.
Basic bitches buy $40 Louis Fauxton bags made out of plastic. Brandthirsty bitches buy $200 Louis Fauxton bags made from canvas and leather. Status whores buy $500+ all-leather Louis Fauxton bags (usually a Capucines or Epi leather) replicated at a perfect 1:1 ratio .
True "AAA" or 1:1" Louis Fauxton bags are almost as rare as genuine LV and can sometimes mistakenly be authenticated and even repaired or heat stamped by LV.
"I can't afford to buy a new Louis Vuitton Empreinte Speedy, so I bought a Louis Fauxton from the back of a Korean taco food truck on Canal Street. Shit was a legit AAA replica, so I couldn't even get a taco after.
by TruthsHurt December 26, 2014
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