fapnesia

a condition when you forget when you masturbated or if you even masturbated at all

Person: I'm kind horny right now. I think I'll jack off. Wait didn't I jack off earlier today? I think I have fapnesia

by capitan fap February 25, 2014

Fane

A man that will do whatever it takes to get what he wants. He is confident and unapologetic.

He's a hustler, he's FANE.

by onewordatthetime January 4, 2021

Fagnetic Field

The field of pure gayness, in the form of faggotry force, exerted by faggots. When two of these fields meet, fagnetism is the result.

Why do I feel like kissing boys? I must be caught in a fagnetic field! Oscar, leave you faggot and take your fagnetic field with you, you faggot ass bitch.

by Igor Medavoy August 31, 2008

New Fane

Worst school on planet, football and basketball teams are awful. May bee known as the New Fane Naggers. All schools hate New Fane because school is full of under acheiving students with highest drop out rank in all of western new york ever since the list was made for western New York. School is full of ugly benches aka people. With most girls and guy bein emos, whores, tomboys, or goths. Most underachieving grades ever

New Fane lost to Roy Hart 90-0

by RoyHart Rox June 10, 2011

Fanter

Fucking awful banter

Maddy: "That wasnt even banter" ... Jack: " More like shanter" ... Maddy: "even worse, it was fanter"

by MAPRGHP April 16, 2010

fagneto

marneto in his fag state.

brad pitt of texas finally went fagneto on me and asked for a pic of my penis.

by -_-b May 1, 2004

Sleep Fapnea

Sleep Fapnea

1. Waking up to find that you are masturbating or have been masturbating in your sleep.

2. Being found unconcious with your penis in your hand.

Jesse "I woke up last night and i was bate-ing'

Cameron "Woah man, sounds like you have a bad case of sleep fapnea"

by jarmezzz February 13, 2013