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fap binge

a period of excessive indulgence in ferocious masturbation
The wife is away so i succumbed to a fap binge
by The Big A March 16, 2014
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fap battle

First one to fap wins!
Johnny and Sam engage in a fap battle, first one to finish wins!
by Bob5902 January 27, 2016
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Fap Shame

The feelings of shame and disgust after fapping yourself to orgasm using some form of deviant stimuli to aid in your filthy self-pleasure.
I can’t get myself to nut unless I’m looking at midget granny porn. The fap shame is real. But what am I to do.

I’m straight but my fap shame is lady boy porn.
by Eaton Holgoode February 7, 2018
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Fap It Off

Similar to the phrase "laugh it off", it's what you tell your friend when they're upset or frustrated.
Friend 1: "Man, I can't get over breaking up with her."

Friend 2: "You'll be alright dude, just fap it off."
by bosstin_twosix January 27, 2014
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Fap base

The place used to fap -or masturbate- repeatedly. Often a bedroom, closet, or bathroom.
Helen- Where is Nathen?

Joey- He has been hidden in his fap base all afternoon.

Helen- I knew he should've stopped renting that porn weeks ago

Joey- Yeah, thank GOD you have two bathrooms in your house
by xxLilachan8xx August 1, 2011
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Fap Butter

(See fap.) AKA Vaseline. Every good fap needs some quality fap butter.
Tim: Man, I wanted to fap tonight but I ran out of fap butter. I sent my mom out to the store to go get some.
by Pickles McSimpson January 14, 2013
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Fap February

Basically the same thing as December this happens every year (leap years included) in the month of February.
Guy 1: Yo you taking part in No Nut November .
Guy 2: Nah it’s all about destroy dick December .
Guy 3: You both clearly have brain damage it’s all about Fap February now.
by NoSayingHeckPlease October 18, 2019
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