false god

An item of worship other than the God explained in the Bible. Usually another being/object.

A figment created by an emotionally decapitated person in hopes for acceptance from those around them or the thing they have turned into their worship icon.

People with nothing better to do.

Hey, see that greasy chick over there? She spends 4 hours a day making sex rituals with her false god, Uncle Bill.

by A n o n y m o u s November 13, 2006

falsetto

Back in the Renaissance period (approx. 1475-1600)the Roman Catholic church did not approve of women singing in the choir. Because of this, they castrated young boys in order to keep their feminine quality so their voices wouldnt change and they could sing as high as a woman. This went on until 1903.

Tariq: "Yo man, did you lose your balls?"
Ferdinand: "Actually, yes. I am a falsetto in my church's choir."

by CDrizzle February 21, 2008

categorically false

For such a thing to exist, there must also exist its inseparable opposite. It's, very clearly, a non admission admission, that's synonymous with "compartmentalization", which is where we must look for an in depth understanding of its true meaning.

No clear examples of categorically false may be given without criminal implication, since it is only they who use it.

by imprismed October 24, 2013

False patriot

1. someone who is the patriot of a country other than their own.
2. someone who isn't the patriot of their own country
3. someone who doesn't like their own country

Guy 1: that guy isn't even waving the Australian flag, hes waving the American one!
Guy 2: what a false patriot...
Guy 1: pssh, i know right

by bananaboiyus May 26, 2014

Falsetto Cool

Noun also adjective by context

1. The illusion of higher social status provided by assuming the trappings, fashions, mannerisms, language and idiom of a culture or subculture to which one does not rightly belong. 2. A wanna-be or poseur. 3. A soul-dead culture thief.

See also wigger, see also ICP See also rapper see also eminem.

Johnny used to be an individual, but now he wears baggy pants, over-sized sports jerseys, his cap sideways, lots of gold chains and listens to rap like all the other Falsetto Cool kids in his class.

by Dan January 11, 2004

false

To slap someone with the back of your hand in a painful manner. It's a common word in pidgin, used to intimidate or to initiate physical fights.

What, you like me false you?

by Mono May 2, 2005

Falseheimer's

(fawls-hahy-merz) A condition that causes memories to be twisted, exaggerated, or to materialize out of nowhere. Falseheimer's victims follow a pattern of exaggerating the length, the intensity, or number of occurrences of events by a particular multiplier. Victims of this condition may also claim to have thought of something first even when they have no clear evidence or memory of how it happened.

Your family watches Donnie Darko. The part is seen when Donnie calls his mom a bitch. You yell at your mom to not get in front of the TV to change the volume, but she proceeds to do so several times. Thirty minutes later she mentions not only of you yelling at her, but she also claims you have called her a bitch, which you have not. Mommy has Falseheimer's.

by Alex "Styromaniac" Goven January 10, 2009