Lickability Factor

Someone whom you would really like to lick either in a general way or in a very sensational sexual way.

I told my girlfriend as she came in the door that she had a very high lickability factor.

by briantbilane November 19, 2009

mud factor

Its is a scale - generally used for the measurement of the wetness and/or lumpiness farts - It is based on a simple 1 to 10 Scale
There is a direct correlation between mud factor and skid marks.

Jimmy was horrified when the small silent fart he tried to squeeze out while on the train hit mud factor 10.

by taranto September 26, 2013

middo factor

Pints of beers drunk in one night/Weight in kg * 10

Middo factor is 0.5 you lightweight

by Netty-Swobb February 15, 2020

The ZQ Factor

A scientific phenomenon, often resulting in irrational action or downright stupidity.

John failed the science quiz because he was heavily influenced by the ZQ Factor.

by UrbanDictioner69 January 26, 2015

Glaze Factor

The amount of times a person is thought of as a fantasy subject by men masterbating per week.
GLAZE FACTOR = the number of men getting off X the amount of times they masterbate to the subject per day X 7 days

That is a very pretty pollce officer, with the amount men she works with and the amount of men she sees in public weekly I bet that her glaze factor is well over 100

by Captaincool149 December 3, 2021

Gash-Factor

- Females flushing tampon down toilet clogging septic system.

- Dude getting kicked out of his own house because of girls night.

-“Stupid bitch, I told you a thousand times not to flush tampons down the toilet, gash factor”!
- Man, whenever those girls get together, it’s like, “gash-factor” times 10.

by 3DDD Dina 777 October 20, 2020

Petrus Factor

This factor is incorporated into any monetary calculations where escalation is anticipated based on mathematical models that have zero accuracy and are presented as having merit.

Also see 'math magician'

"Fantasy Football is a win-win if you include the Petrus Factor" - Guy Who Doesn't Check His Math

"The Petrus Factor Makes perfect sense to me" - Donald Trump

by Mike Lanzofhgfdshrg August 2, 2019