middo factor

Pints of beers drunk in one night/Weight in kg * 10

Middo factor is 0.5 you lightweight

by Netty-Swobb February 15, 2020

Gash-Factor

- Females flushing tampon down toilet clogging septic system.

- Dude getting kicked out of his own house because of girls night.

-“Stupid bitch, I told you a thousand times not to flush tampons down the toilet, gash factor”!
- Man, whenever those girls get together, it’s like, “gash-factor” times 10.

by 3DDD Dina 777 October 20, 2020

The ZQ Factor

A scientific phenomenon, often resulting in irrational action or downright stupidity.

John failed the science quiz because he was heavily influenced by the ZQ Factor.

by UrbanDictioner69 January 26, 2015

Chunk Factor

A girl with just the right amount of 'chunk', specifically, with the correct chunk factor ratio.

Early Christina Ricci from Casper is a total chunk factor.

by The Chunk Factory May 22, 2011

Lickability Factor

Someone whom you would really like to lick either in a general way or in a very sensational sexual way.

I told my girlfriend as she came in the door that she had a very high lickability factor.

by briantbilane November 19, 2009

splatter factor

A measurement used to determine how much something, usually low quality food or alcoholic beverages, will make you shit your brains out. Could be referenced in regards to poop travel time, odor of shit, as well as explosiveness of diarrhea. It is widely accepted by many that "Colt 45 Blast" was aptly named in reference to having an astronomically high splatter factor.

"Damn homie, I just polished off a few Four Lokos and some bad indian food. I've had to hit the shitter 5 times in the last 3 hours. That's some major splatter factor.

by BigLerk206 December 16, 2013

dickwith factor

If you one fixes, places or installs something where other people can get to it, someone will eventually DICK WITH it.

A maintenance person installs a thermostat in a common area used by employee's. The thermostat has a locking cover placed over it. Someone gets the cover worked loose and broken so they can turn up the tempurature. So the maintenance person must figure in the Dickwith Factor, installing the thermostat by means that makes it way to hard to dick with. or installing it in a manner that being dicked with makes no difference.

by Maintenance Man April 28, 2014