mud factor

Its is a scale - generally used for the measurement of the wetness and/or lumpiness farts - It is based on a simple 1 to 10 Scale
There is a direct correlation between mud factor and skid marks.

Jimmy was horrified when the small silent fart he tried to squeeze out while on the train hit mud factor 10.

by taranto September 26, 2013

splatter factor

A measurement used to determine how much something, usually low quality food or alcoholic beverages, will make you shit your brains out. Could be referenced in regards to poop travel time, odor of shit, as well as explosiveness of diarrhea. It is widely accepted by many that "Colt 45 Blast" was aptly named in reference to having an astronomically high splatter factor.

"Damn homie, I just polished off a few Four Lokos and some bad indian food. I've had to hit the shitter 5 times in the last 3 hours. That's some major splatter factor.

by BigLerk206 December 16, 2013

dickwith factor

If you one fixes, places or installs something where other people can get to it, someone will eventually DICK WITH it.

A maintenance person installs a thermostat in a common area used by employee's. The thermostat has a locking cover placed over it. Someone gets the cover worked loose and broken so they can turn up the tempurature. So the maintenance person must figure in the Dickwith Factor, installing the thermostat by means that makes it way to hard to dick with. or installing it in a manner that being dicked with makes no difference.

by Maintenance Man April 28, 2014

pissification factor

The act of being very angry to the point of doing bodily harm to someone.

My pissification factor is high today!

by mangokoolaid August 20, 2011

sludge factor

crazy crazy guy silly silly so silly (do not trust) awesome swell guy good taste in gifs awesome awesome pretty funny really funny kind of funny big big chungus bruh bruh br no i not u stupid whats 9 +10 bruh u stup

"whats 9+10"
"ask sludge factor"

by theweeklyflip September 20, 2021

The ZQ Factor

A scientific phenomenon, often resulting in irrational action or downright stupidity.

John failed the science quiz because he was heavily influenced by the ZQ Factor.

by UrbanDictioner69 January 26, 2015

Absent Factor

The single factor not taken into account in any situation, which usually leads to catastrophe.

The fact that Joe didn't clean the beaker properly was the absent factor in the experiment that lead to the explosion in the lab.

by jon132 March 1, 2009