Cucumber Foreskin

That horrible moment in every mans life where you haven’t washed your penis for so long that it starts to grow mild and become green and begins to look like a cucumber

Man I got that cucumber foreskin again

by Yeetskeeter January 30, 2019

Crumple Foreskin

When your meat whistle is too large for the glory hole, it happens. booya!

Hey Crumple Foreskin has your daughter wove me a nice foreskin made of gold or did she carry on the family name & Crumple me Foreskin?

by Ball splat November 8, 2019

crunchy foreskin

the build up and hardening of piss, cum, and dead skin cells after months of not cleaning yourself.

Dan: dawg what is that smell?
Ben: sorry man i got crunchy foreskin
Dan: man! cleanse yourself!

by quimb December 31, 2021

Intoxicating foreskin

What about these air fried ballz topped with extra sharp chedda cheese warmed just right to the cheese is melted and warm then seasoned to perfection with crushed red pepper cracked black pepper pink hymialian salt and garlic then served with a glass of your moms red period blood mixed with vodka and Methyl enedioxy methamphetamine then after that I fuck your parents and I top it all off with the leftover cum and coochie juices 😘

I ate intoxicating foreskin for dinner

by I <3 penes and boils March 14, 2022

On my foreskin

Used to imply that one would risk their foreskin for something.
Can be used instead of on jah or on god.

Bruh, that niggas cock is so big he can use it as a helicopter.
No way bruh, on my foreskin.

by tominator007 April 16, 2019

nae nae foreskin

foreskin that was probably cut off but grew back

whoreepuke:DO YOU HAVE NAE NAE BALL HAIR
cheezwhizaddict: NO THATS MY NAE NAE FORESKIN

by whoreepuke April 14, 2020

Jewish Foreskin

A mythical or otherwise non-existant creature or item.

"Unicorns are like Jewish Foreskins, They don't exist!" or "Have you seen my keys? They seem to have made like a Jewish Foreskin and just up and disapeared!"

by fishnugget May 23, 2014