Job float

The realization that one can never achieve distinction on one's job no matter how hard one works or how much is contributed to that job. Due to this, the employee's best course of action is to do as little as possible while working.

"You still doing that same old job? You haven't gotten a promotion in 15 years!"

"I know. Job float is great!"

by Cirdellin January 13, 2010

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yellow float

A yellow float is the combination of sperm and urine. A yellow float is usually then deposited into the mouth of a willing participant. The act is referred to as making a float when the float is prepared in the mouth of the participant.

me: Are you thirsty?
my friend: Why?
me: Because I have a yellow float in the fridge.
my friend: Rock! I would love a yellow float!
me: Cool. Coming right up. ( trying to avoid the obvious pun )

by JGuy The Great! July 14, 2011

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What's Floating

This phrase came to me while i was surfing in the caribbean. Its a chill way to say what's up or whats going on today.

What's floating bro,

So whats floating today,

by TheNG7FLoter December 4, 2011

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Fola

Fola is a guy or girl who is pretty chill. They like video games and computers and are pretty big nerds. They are usually strong. But if you make them mad, they will hold a grudge.

This person seems pretty cool, they must be a fola.

by Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkeeeeeerekj November 24, 2018

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Floater

A person who just floats with the crowds.

John liked Yung Jeezy, then everyone says Jeezy fell off-so now John says he don't like Yung Jeezy. or
Sarah likes DC's but since she wants to appear 'gangsta' and everyone is wearin Nikes that's 'gangsta' she only wears Nike. John and Sarah are floaters.

by Nykon Pheonix February 22, 2009

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