Flower Plower

A Flower Plower is a person or thing that is ridiculous by definition, and generally destroyer of happiness or well-being

That girl is ridiculous.

What a Flower Plower.

by FLASHtruths March 6, 2013

bro flowers

A play on words from the company "Pro Flowers". It would be gay to send your bro some flowers so instead, send him bro flowers which is just a case of beer. (preferably Natty-Light)

I got an order from Bro Flowers at work yesterday. My bros are the best. Everybody in the office was jelous of my Natty-lights

by baskerville89 November 17, 2011

patty flower

A psychedelic mushroom that grows from a cow patty (cow dung).

Dude, look at that pile of cow shit. I think that's a patty flower we can boil and trip on.

by eternalmicrobe May 12, 2012

Flower Ranchers

The ship name between TangoTek, Smajor, and Jimmy. Jimmy and Scott are Flower husbands, Tango and Jimmy are the Rancher duo. Put them together boom Flower Ranchers

Person 1: Hey, man have you seen the fics about Tango, Scott and Jimmy?

Person 2: You mean Flower Ranchers? Yea I have

by Skylight2424 September 1, 2022

Boi Flower

A male organ situated by the anus.

Spread them cheeks an let me see that Boi Flower.

by Boi Flowerologist July 21, 2022

mermaid flower

A flower created as a result of mutated cells. It's beauty is rivalled by nothing but the human embodiment of itself. It's sweet scent and vibrant colours make it highly sought after and it is famed for it's beautiful appearance.

Did you see the mermaid flower?
Isn't that mermaid flower spectacular?

by Cherry flamingo December 18, 2015

country flower

The smell of a woman's clean vagina

She just cleaned her pussy so it smelled like a country flower

by TheREAL_BS December 27, 2013